Who Wants To Be the Official RF Village Idiot?

[Sunstone]

We almost have a real, genuine community here at RF. Why "almost"? Well, almost because we lack having a village idiot. And as everyone knows, every real, genuine community has a village idiot. I, for one, believe this glaring void should be filled, and as soon as possible! We need to be a real community! We need an Official RF Village Idiot!

Who will step forward to fill this vital community office?

Here's the rules:

You can only nominate yourself. You cannot nominate, nor even suggest, that someone besides yourself should be the Official RF Village Idiot.

In nominating yourself, you should post your reasons why you yourself are the ideal and only logical choice for the office of village idiot.

You may, if you wish, point out the obvious flaws in other candidate's qualifications for the office (i.e. "Smith is far too intelligent: He got his gender right in his user profile).

Any nominee who manages to post his nomination so that it reads sideways or upside down automatically wins the office of village idiot, no further questions asked.

Responding to this thread by "accidentally" posting your nomination in another, totally unrelated thread is an obvious ploy and will not gain you any points.

Please have your legal guardian read the rules and explain them to you, even if that takes a while.

Good luck!

 

[ChrisP]

... why is there even a contest?

Clearly it's M_V

 

[Mike182]

... why is there even a contest?

Clearly it's M_V

M_V? am i blind? who's M_V?

 

[ChrisP]

M_V? am i blind? who's M_V?

Hahaha nice try!

 

[Mike182]

Hahaha nice try!

i was being serious

 

[Sunstone]

Remember! You can only nominate yourself. Don't nominate others or even suggest that someone else should be the village idiot. We don't want this to turn into a flame contest, do we? (Sheesh! Didn't you have your legal guardian explain the rules to you?)

 

[Mike182]

ok phil, my legal guardian (myself, seeing as i am a legal adult) has read me the rules, and given me permission to win the contest, here goes:

i am the Rf villiage idiot! at least, i should be, because i am, in fact, an idiot.......

allow me to prove my point:

 

[ChrisP]

Remember! You can only nominate yourself. Don't nominate others or even suggest that someone else should be the village idiot. We don't want this to turn into a flame contest, do we? (Sheesh! Didn't you have your legal guardian explain the rules to you?)

Just doing my best to flagrantly ignore rules... it's a habit. They die hard...

Mike, just in case your serious... I'm sorry! Didn't mean to be like that

flesym rof noitanimon siht tpecca esaelP

 

[Buttons*]

Alyssa would nominate me, and i dont blame her

i could be your village idiot, baby

 

[jeffrey]

ok phil, my legal guardian (myself, seeing as i am a legal adult) has read me the rules, and given me permission to win the contest, here goes:

i am the Rf villiage idiot! at least, i should be, because i am, in fact, an idiot.......

allow me to prove my point:

Your not an idiot. I'd never vote for you.

 

[Circle_One]

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[Sunstone]

Alyssa would nominate me, and i dont blame her

i could be your village idiot, baby

And just how do you explain away the well known fact that you are adept and accomplished at spinning boobie tassels, Buttons*? Isn't that flagrant evidence you are immensely over qualified for the office?

 

[ChrisP]

Clearly she should be village stri... I mean Head Choodle.

 

[Sunstone]

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Great nomination, Circle One! Frubals! I couldn't help but notice, however, that you managed to correctly spell "idiot". It's still anyone's race.

 

[Buttons*]

Clearly she should be village stri... I mean Head Choodle.

............*evil glare*

 

[Mike182]

i think circle_ones attempt at idiocy is to advanced for this thread, and therefor she should be removed from any possible position of idiocy

where as i have given a justification in my previous post that no one can argue with!

 

[ChrisP]

*trips over RF server power cord, crashing RF... gets up, puts teeth back in.*

"It's alright! I'm ok..."

Try doing that from NZ

 

[Circle_One]

Great nomination, Circle One! Frubals! I couldn't help but notice, however, that you managed to correctly spell "idiot". It's still anyone's race.

it!
darn
Aw,

 

[d.]

i've always felt i fit that description.

 

[ChrisP]

As it's 1am, and there's work in the morning I hereby withdraw and hand all my contest points over to Mike, on the grounds he's clearly losing.