I'm looking for a special person to impart all that I know about life to. Job pays great -- I'll cook for you -- but it lasts only as long as you can stay at the table before the intestinal cramps set in. So who wants to become my padawan?
Very, very important: Please tell me what special aptitudes and qualifications you will bring to the position.
And also very important: What do you expect to learn from me, and what kind of a person do you expect to become as a result of my especially profound teachings?
Think of all the sex, nudity and freedom you'll experience hanging out with me -- and that's just in the single's bars! Wait until we hit the nude resorts!
Very, very important: Please tell me what special aptitudes and qualifications you will bring to the position.
And also very important: What do you expect to learn from me, and what kind of a person do you expect to become as a result of my especially profound teachings?
Think of all the sex, nudity and freedom you'll experience hanging out with me -- and that's just in the single's bars! Wait until we hit the nude resorts!
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