Who is the smartest/wisest?

[lewisnotmiller]

You said, " rocket surgery"...what the hell is that?

A joke...lol
Smart people are brain surgeons or rocket scientists (colloquially).

Less smart people get the two confused.
Google it. You'll find a bunch of memes and whatever. It's me being self-deprecating...!!

 

[ChristineM]

I nomoinate me because I've been called the smartest dumb blond on the planet... Only once and he'll never do it again.

 

[Meow Mix]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

Cats!

 

[ChristineM]

Hey, I'm Australian. We have lots of generic traits, as a people, and excel at plenty of things. I'm not listing rocket surgery as one, though.

Rocket what???

 

[ChristineM]

I'm used to being the smartest in a forum but as soon as @Polymath257 enters that feeling fades quickly.

That make two of us..

 

[Erebus]

Everybody knows that beards grant wisdom. What could possibly be wiser than a creature which is basically just a beard with legs?

Look at that expression. It sees the true nature of the universe and isn't impressed.

 

[stvdv]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

Who follows his conscience

 

[SalixIncendium]

Billy Madison, of course.

 

[Vinayaka]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

Not me.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Not me.

Stop being humble. You'll break the forum.

 

[Vinayaka]

Stop being humble. You'll break the forum.

Shhh ... It was a trick, to fool those bumbling fools who value humility, and think it reflects intelligence. Don't tell anyone.

 

[Stevicus]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

Phineas J. Whoopee

 

[Polymath257]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

Any teenager. Just ask them.

 

[Revoltingest]

Testing this theory. Who is the smartest/wisest?

I don't know who he his.
(Yes, he is a "he".)
But the evidence is his not posting here.

 

[icehorse]

Dogs and cats, in our cases horses and a parrot, are all smarter using the simple test:

Who picks up who's poop?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You said, " rocket surgery"...what the hell is that?

You don't want to know.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

He was high. That's supposed to be wrong.

He may have been, but it wasn't that.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Dogs and cats, in our cases horses and a parrot, are all smarter using the simple test:

Who picks up who's poop?

I'm never cleaning a toilet again.

 

[Mock Turtle]

I don't know who he his.
(Yes, he is a "he".)
But the evidence is his not posting here.

You've missed Sunstone then?

 

[Revoltingest]

You've missed Sunstone then?

My excuse....never had a clear shot.