Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

American Christian missionary killed by tradespeople

Was

American Christian missionary killed by tribespeople

 

[ChristineM]

Ive done it again

who is dumbest ???

Was

who is dhumavati ???

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Fundamental Law in Some Religious Exceptions

It said

The Fundamental Flaw in Some Religious Expectations

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Why aren't you an antichrist?

It said:

Why aren't you an anarchist?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Why aren't you a columnist?

It said:

Why aren't you a communist?

 

[Rival]

Operation: Hinduism

was

Owls in Hinduism

 

[Revoltingest]

Insects. Why Not?
was actually...
Incest. Why Not?

 

[ChristineM]

I read
Pastor Claims Porn Is OK, as Long as It's 'Ethnically' Sourced

It read
Pastor Claims Porn Is OK, as Long as It's 'Ethically' Sourced

 

[Revoltingest]

Quaker Ammo
was actually....
Quaker Amino

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Post Clam Porn Is OK, as Long as It's 'Ethically' Sourced

It said

Pastor Claims Porn Is OK, as Long as It's 'Ethically' Sourced

 

[Wu Wei]

I misread this one as well, but I read

I read

Quaking Amino Acids

It said

Quaker Amino

 

[Wu Wei]

and lastly

I read

USMC agreement has been signed by Canada , United States, and Mexico replacing NAFTA trade deal.

It said

USMCA agreement has been signed by Canada , United States, and Mexico replacing NAFTA trade deal.

for those not from the USA, USMC stands for United States Marine Corps

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Is Christmas Rigged?

It said:

Is Christmas Pagan?

No, I don't understand how my brain saw it that way, either...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm still seeing....
whats your beef with brisket?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

What was your first porn?

It said:

What was your first post?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

The Roberts are coming, to take the jobs

It said

The robots are coming, to take the jobs

 

[Wu Wei]

The post title is this

Trigger warning: Prolife with exceptions? Abortion debate.T

But I never get past this

Tigger warning

And then my brain immediately goes here

every single time I see that thread title...that is what happens

 

[ChristineM]

I read
Trump bakes williams pear to be his next attorney general

It was
Trump nominates William Barr to be his next attorney general

 

[Rival]

"When Cornflakes Break Bad"

When Conflation Breaks Bad

 

[ChristineM]

If all religion untied turkey it would be over .

Was

If all religion united today it would be over .