Who Else Misreads Titles?

[PoetPhilosopher]

Cruz takes on Elmo

Read as:

Cruz takes an Emo

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Gold is disproven by science?...

It said:

God is disproven by science?...

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
@Revoltingest handheld gaming PCs
It said
Revisiting handheld gaming PCs

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

No, I won’t play Voldemort with you

What it really said:

No, I won’t play Valorant with you

 

[Wu Wei]

I have no idea how I got this but...
I read
Human Being for Life
It said
Beginning of Human Life

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't know.....
my eyes apparently saw these two threads listed one right after the other. in the following order

Ohio Denies 10 Year Girl Abortion
Jesus and John The Baptist?

My brain read it as

Ohio Denies Girl Jesus

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Languages with Caste Systems

What it really said:

Languages with Case Systems

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Plaything

It said:

Playing

 

[Wu Wei]

I am pretty sure I'm not the only one who misread this

I read
Jaws and Jesus
It said
Jews and Jesus

 

[Wu Wei]

And another one

I read
Do athletes believe in magnetism?
It said
Do atheists believe in magnetism?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Are Beers Fish?

It said:

Are Bees Fish?

 

[Wu Wei]

After reading through this thread...my misread is rather ironic

I read
Atheist Concept
It said
A Theist Concept

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
The white Bible is not from God
It said
The whole Bible is not from God

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
I Love Divine
It said
If Love is Divine

 

[SalixIncendium]

Pomeranians angry over inflation press on with protests

...was actually...

Panamanians angry over inflation press on with protests

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read
The white Bible is not from God
It said
The whole Bible is not from God

Usually it's the contents of the thread, and not the title, where people say that, lol.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Chief Sandwich Power: Siddur Reform
It said
Chief Sanhedrical Power: Siddur Reform

 

[Wu Wei]

And another one

I read
Race the Death Penalty
It said
Race and the Death Penalty

 

[Viker]

I saw: Tool for bed wetting

It was actually: Tool for better writing

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
George's Vatican Journal
It said
George's Vacation Journal