Vasilisa Jade
Formerly Saint Tigeress
I feel like I am going crazy. I just realized I can vent here.
I work for a big cell phone company. I sell cell phones, handle billing crap, technical support, meet my sales quotas, educate the public on new technology... one button at a time, lick rear ends, and perform brain surgery.
I am a retail sales associate.
I have a lawyer client that is blatantly crooked. He is probably around 60-70 yrs old. He is activating a bunch of phones with me. He is overly polite to me, but he takes business calls in the middle of while I am trying to work with him at which time he paces and curses and screams. Other customers and my coworkers are like- what the hell is going on over there??? This can go one for 20-30 minutes at a time. All methods of efficiency are gone at that point. He's there 5 times longer than he should be.
He has to reiterate everything I say back to me in Queen Elizabeth lawyer jargon high diction. Then he draws me pictures of what I just said. It took me 4 hours to deduce what the hell he was going to want exactly and confirm for myself that his expectations for these phones wasn't too high.
Then in a matter of 5 minutes he changed everything and put me back at square one.
He actually said something was, "smaller than the pubic hairs of a gnat." He calls his secretary "Octopussy." That is just the tip of the iceberg with his word choices.
He is going to be opening up a strip club in the neighboring area and asked me if I would work for him.
It's actually ironic cause I would love to be a pole dancer as I have mentioned elsewhere, but.... no. Not for these two.
He absoluetely insisted on giving me a hundred dollar tip, for... doing my job. Even though we are not allowed to take tips... I am holding onto it and paying his bill for him with it once this is over.
So I am activating a huge deal for a perverted probably crooked unpredictable lawyer. I feel.... like even if I dot my i's and cross my t's I am going to be somehow deeply scarred from this, if not sued somehow.
I work for a big cell phone company. I sell cell phones, handle billing crap, technical support, meet my sales quotas, educate the public on new technology... one button at a time, lick rear ends, and perform brain surgery.
I am a retail sales associate.
I have a lawyer client that is blatantly crooked. He is probably around 60-70 yrs old. He is activating a bunch of phones with me. He is overly polite to me, but he takes business calls in the middle of while I am trying to work with him at which time he paces and curses and screams. Other customers and my coworkers are like- what the hell is going on over there??? This can go one for 20-30 minutes at a time. All methods of efficiency are gone at that point. He's there 5 times longer than he should be.
He has to reiterate everything I say back to me in Queen Elizabeth lawyer jargon high diction. Then he draws me pictures of what I just said. It took me 4 hours to deduce what the hell he was going to want exactly and confirm for myself that his expectations for these phones wasn't too high.
Then in a matter of 5 minutes he changed everything and put me back at square one.
He actually said something was, "smaller than the pubic hairs of a gnat." He calls his secretary "Octopussy." That is just the tip of the iceberg with his word choices.
He is going to be opening up a strip club in the neighboring area and asked me if I would work for him.
It's actually ironic cause I would love to be a pole dancer as I have mentioned elsewhere, but.... no. Not for these two.
He absoluetely insisted on giving me a hundred dollar tip, for... doing my job. Even though we are not allowed to take tips... I am holding onto it and paying his bill for him with it once this is over.
So I am activating a huge deal for a perverted probably crooked unpredictable lawyer. I feel.... like even if I dot my i's and cross my t's I am going to be somehow deeply scarred from this, if not sued somehow.