What would your profession be in heaven?

[Draupadi]

The leader in eating !

 

[Alt Thinker]

With all that judging going on and counting the 144,000 etc. they would need really good record keeping. I could write the programs the accountants would use. I really liked writing programs. Of course I would require state of the art hardware and software to work with.

 

[Brickjectivity]

There are no editorial staff in heaven. Just thought you'd want to know that ahead of time.

Also there are no tractor museums, no South Carolina BBQ and no TAB (since it was discontinued).

 

[Thief]

Angels carry swords.
As fellow servant.....I would keep their blades sharp and shiny.

Thief is ninja!
hehehehehehe

 

[chinu]

Heaven is timeless zone. Thus.. no time, no space, no work there. Only never-ending pleasure of love with Love over and over one after the another. its *The-End* of everything.

Even two people are considered as crowd/rush in heaven. Thus.. there's no room for two there. Only one or only oneness, nothing else.

 

[BSM1]

I am studying for a new career now so this would totally transfer to Heaven. Instead of saying "Welcome to Walmart" I would be standing just inside the Pearly Gates saying "Welcome to the Great Beyond".

 

[Thief]

I am studying for a new career now so this would totally transfer to Heaven. Instead of saying "Welcome to Walmart" I would be standing just inside the Pearly Gates saying "Welcome to the Great Beyond".

I don't believe that.
If I must be a Doorkeeper for awhile I can do that.
But if I let someone pass and they prove to be a problem.....
the angels will come around....throw the jerk....and me.....out!

oh...sorry....this is a party thread....

ooooops!

 

[BSM1]

I don't believe that.
If I must be a Doorkeeper for awhile I can do that.
But if I let someone pass and they prove to be a problem.....
the angels will come around....throw the jerk....and me.....out!

oh...sorry....this is a party thread....

ooooops!

Not Doorkeeper just a token greeter. I would be an equal opportunity saluter (I'd also be checking out the hot chicks).

 

[Wirey]

Halo polisher.

 

[Thruve]

Cloud fluffing. Id personally fluf all the clouds in heaven by bouncing on them.

 

[Wirey]

Cloud fluffing. Id personally fluf all the clouds in heaven by bouncing on them.

I always picked you for a fluffer.

 

[Thruve]

I always picked you for a fluffer.

I'll fluff your cloud pillow for free

 

[Thief]

I could play court jester for awhile.
A quick stand up would do it.

I would stand up.....they would laugh....then throw me out.

 

[Wirey]

I'll fluff your cloud pillow for free

Urban Dictionary: fluffer

Pass. But, you know, it doesn't make you a bad person.

 

[Thruve]

urban dictionary: Fluffer

pass. But, you know, it doesn't make you a bad person.

you wot m8?