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What would your profession be in heaven?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by ametist, Aug 10, 2014.

  1. ametist

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    Politician or Diplomat. Historian sounds good too.
     
  3. ametist

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    No you arent allowed. you support israel :p

    ok, post the pitures of your work now. :) so we get a better understanding.
     
  4. 4consideration

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    I would be an attorney. This would be necessary, since all the other attorneys would be in...um, court... already.
     
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  5. ametist

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    lol. :D
     
  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    I'd be a cloud landscaper.
    And in Heaven the toilets never clog.
     
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  7. LuisDantas

    LuisDantas Aura of atheification
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    Liaison to hell, I hope. It would be a most honored and needed duty.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhicitta

    It is hoped of Buddhists that they will dwell in Helll after they die, so that they may teach and learn how to dissolve the mental poisons.
     
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    LuisDantas Aura of atheification
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    Do you want me to carry any mail?
     
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    I would be the Coca Cola vending machine guy in heaven.
     
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    I'd be the weatherman, and I'd say, "Perfect weather again today."
     
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    Twilight Hue The gentle embrace of twilight has become my guide

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    Saint Frankenstein Ov Fire and the Void
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    Philosopher or theologian.
     
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    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    I think I'd also like to publish an atheist newsletter in Heaven.
     
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    Your job in heaven will be to lick all of the 9-volt batteries to make sure they have a charge.
     
  15. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    In heaven, batteries would never lose a charge.
    Duh!
    So the job would be largely a ceremonial one (for the prestige).
     
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    Actually, I'd most rather be an astronaut...
     
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    Party Planner :D
     
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    Your job in heaven will be to pinch people who don't believe they're awake.
     
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    Comment of the week, right there!
     
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