As we all know it is a well-established fact that the circular wheel is a giant conspiracy by the motor industry to crush the spirit of free thinking people. This profit making conspiracy to define our reality and limit the shape of our wheels must end. We must escape the conformity of political correctness and re-think the shape of the wheel. You don't need some big corporations or the government or so called experts to tell you you must have circular wheels. Do it for the FREEDOM!
Round wheels are a socialist conspiracy to make you think you cannot choose your reality. Circles are slavery and cultural Marxism! That perfect roundness is unrealistic and utopian! It's impossible! Don't believe your eyes. If round wheels work its because the matrix and the evil reptile overlords have you. In an age of alternative facts, surely it's time to go beyond the circle! We must have faith that we can be free of circular wheels!
Circles are evil and are the work of satan! Circles are unnatural! Roundness is blasphemy! We must end the tyranny of the circular wheel and look for more innovative alternatives. It's a gay agenda to make sure nothing is straight. We are not prisoners of convention here! Down with the tradition of roundness and circles! Express your individuality! Death to circles! Roundness must go! It must roll away in to the distance!
So, bold and brave free thinking people of religious forums! What shape are your wheels?
#Make Wheels Sqaure Again!
(Yes- I'm fine. I just got bored and missed you guys. )
Round wheels are a socialist conspiracy to make you think you cannot choose your reality. Circles are slavery and cultural Marxism! That perfect roundness is unrealistic and utopian! It's impossible! Don't believe your eyes. If round wheels work its because the matrix and the evil reptile overlords have you. In an age of alternative facts, surely it's time to go beyond the circle! We must have faith that we can be free of circular wheels!
Circles are evil and are the work of satan! Circles are unnatural! Roundness is blasphemy! We must end the tyranny of the circular wheel and look for more innovative alternatives. It's a gay agenda to make sure nothing is straight. We are not prisoners of convention here! Down with the tradition of roundness and circles! Express your individuality! Death to circles! Roundness must go! It must roll away in to the distance!
So, bold and brave free thinking people of religious forums! What shape are your wheels?
#Make Wheels Sqaure Again!
(Yes- I'm fine. I just got bored and missed you guys. )