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What shape are your wheels?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Laika, Feb 18, 2020.

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  1. Square

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  2. Hexagon

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  3. Equilateral Triangles

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  4. Rectangle

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  5. Star shaped

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  6. Ginger bread man shaped

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  7. Right Angled Triangles

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  8. Bannana shaped

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  9. Pear shaped

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  10. I use a cardboard box and my imagination to travel

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  1. Laika

    Laika Well-Known Member
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    As we all know it is a well-established fact that the circular wheel is a giant conspiracy by the motor industry to crush the spirit of free thinking people. This profit making conspiracy to define our reality and limit the shape of our wheels must end. We must escape the conformity of political correctness and re-think the shape of the wheel. You don't need some big corporations or the government or so called experts to tell you you must have circular wheels. Do it for the FREEDOM!

    Round wheels are a socialist conspiracy to make you think you cannot choose your reality. Circles are slavery and cultural Marxism! That perfect roundness is unrealistic and utopian! It's impossible! Don't believe your eyes. If round wheels work its because the matrix and the evil reptile overlords have you. In an age of alternative facts, surely it's time to go beyond the circle! We must have faith that we can be free of circular wheels!

    Circles are evil and are the work of satan! Circles are unnatural! Roundness is blasphemy! We must end the tyranny of the circular wheel and look for more innovative alternatives. It's a gay agenda to make sure nothing is straight. We are not prisoners of convention here! Down with the tradition of roundness and circles! Express your individuality! Death to circles! Roundness must go! It must roll away in to the distance!

    So, bold and brave free thinking people of religious forums! What shape are your wheels?

    #Make Wheels Sqaure Again!

    (Yes- I'm fine. I just got bored and missed you guys. :D )
     
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  2. Mestemia

    Mestemia Advocatus Diaboli
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    I cannot cast a vote since "purple" is not a vote option.

    Tsk Tsk Tsk.
     
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    Mestemia Advocatus Diaboli
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  5. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man Bompu Zen Man with a little bit of Bushido.

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    It's a shame. I got a hovercraft car made by Red Green after that grant made by 3M duct tape.

    I'll just have to put N/A.
     
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  6. Terry Sampson

    Terry Sampson ζει

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  8. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  9. Howard Is

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    How could you possibly have excluded the Reuleaux triangle from your options ?

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  10. Terry Sampson

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    Mine is for local traveling: grocery shopping, doctor's appointments, veterinarian visits, and such.
    Howard's is preferable for longer distance traveling and rainy days; and it's more expensive and requires maintenance.
     
  11. Rival

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    This is my ride,

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  13. Laika

    Laika Well-Known Member
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    Budget cuts. The alternative shaped wheel and motor industry is chronically short of money since the “great crash”. :D
     
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    My wheels are covered in blood, sweat, and tears.



    Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin
     
  16. Howard Is

    Howard Is Lucky Mud

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  17. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Mine is banana shaped because it resembles something else that "gets me where I want to go".
     
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  18. Howard Is

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    What a shame. Just look at what you can do with it !

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    You can drill square holes ! Perfect for square nuts and bolts !
     
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