1 Corinthians 15:1-4 reads, "Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures..." I believe that every bit as much as you do. Who the hell do you think you are to be telling me that you know what I do or do not believe? Here's my LDS "description of Jesus". Perhaps you can tell me in what way it is "not even close" to what you as an apparently bona fide, genuine, real live Christian believe.
I believe that Jesus was with His Father, God Almighty, in the beginning, and that He was himself "God" at that time.
I believe that Jesus was the creator of our universe, acting as His Father's agent and under His Father's direction.
I believe that even before our earth was ever creation, Jesus was designated to be the Savior of the World.
I believe that Jesus was born to a virgin, a young woman by the name of Mary, in a stable in Bethlehem.
I believe that even at a very young age, Jesus was "about His Father's business," teaching in the synagogue.
I believe that in His early thirties, Jesus began His earthly ministry, and that He called twelve men to be His Apostles.
I believe that Jesus healed the sick, gave sight to the blind, and made it possible for the lame to walk.
I believe that Jesus fed five thousands with a handful of fish and a few loaves of bread.
I believe that Jesus calmed the waters of the Sea of Galilee with the simply commandment, of "Peace. Be still."
I believe that Jesus raised a man, Lazarus, from the dead.
I believe that Jesus taught a gospel of love, mercy, forgiveness, compassion and comfort.
I believe that, unlike anyone who lived before or after Him, Jesus Christ alone lived a perfect life.
I believe that Jesus was nailed to a cross where He suffered unimaginable pain and died to give us the promise of eternal life.
I believe that Jesus asked His Father to forgive those who put Him to death.
I believe that after His Resurrection, Jesus appeared in the flesh to His Apostles and to many of His followers.
I believe that Jesus ascended into Heaven where He sits today on the right hand of His Father.
So these things aren't "even close" to what you believe? What do you believe instead of what I have just posted?