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Discussion in 'Religious Debates' started by Taylor Seraphim, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. Taylor Seraphim

    Taylor Seraphim Angel of Reason

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    What do you think about masturbation for any sex?
     
  2. Riverwolf

    Riverwolf Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
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    ? It's... good?
     
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  3. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    It'll make ya go blind so take a cold shower instead. :p
     
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  4. Taylor Seraphim

    Taylor Seraphim Angel of Reason

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    ?

    *loses eyesight*

    "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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  5. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    Or was it make you go deaf?... :rolleyes:
     
  6. Taylor Seraphim

    Taylor Seraphim Angel of Reason

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    Sorry couldn't hear that, could you try again?
     
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  7. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    If a cold shower doesn't work then you could try thinking about England. :p
     
  8. Taylor Seraphim

    Taylor Seraphim Angel of Reason

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    I don't get it....
     
  9. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    psychoslice Veteran Member

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    Keeps you young and healthy, without all the complication that goes with having sex.:rabbitface:
     
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  11. Riverwolf

    Riverwolf Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
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    Why is this in Religious Debates instead of the Sexuality forum?
     
  12. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    It's one of the few things that, happily, require no thought.
     
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  13. Kori

    Kori Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?

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    It's lots of fun plus only I'm the one that needs to be in the mood.
     
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  14. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    Interesting juxtaposition. ;)
     
  15. Kori

    Kori Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?

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    Masturbation can be ones Religion...maybe. <_< >_>
     
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  16. Riverwolf

    Riverwolf Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
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    Maybe? What of the traditional depictions of Freyr? ;)
     
  17. Kori

    Kori Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?

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    Lot's of dead kittens. :p
     
  18. Riverwolf

    Riverwolf Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
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    I... forgive me for ruining the joke, but I think I'm missing something. Dead kittens, what? Is that supposed to be a reference to a certain slang term for female genitalia?

    Or is there some story I don't know about of the Elvenking going around killing cats? ...I thought he and his sister got along just fine...?
     
  19. Kori

    Kori Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?

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    No. This:
     

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  20. Riverwolf

    Riverwolf Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
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    Ha! Never seen that before. That's cute.
     
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