Taylor Seraphim
Angel of Reason
What do you think about masturbation for any sex?
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What do you think about masturbation?
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Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
It'll make ya go blind so take a cold shower instead. 
Taylor Seraphim
Angel of Reason
?It'll make ya go blind so take a cold shower instead.
*loses eyesight*
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Or was it make you go deaf?...
Taylor Seraphim
Angel of Reason
Or was it make you go deaf?...
Sorry couldn't hear that, could you try again?
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
If a cold shower doesn't work then you could try thinking about England.
Taylor Seraphim
Angel of Reason
I don't get it....If a cold shower doesn't work then you could try thinking about England.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Keeps you young and healthy, without all the complication that goes with having sex.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
It's one of the few things that, happily, require no thought.
Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Kori
Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?
Masturbation can be ones Religion...maybe. <_< >_>
Kori
Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?
Lot's of dead kittens.Maybe? What of the traditional depictions of Freyr?
Lot's of dead kittens.
I... forgive me for ruining the joke, but I think I'm missing something. Dead kittens, what? Is that supposed to be a reference to a certain slang term for female genitalia?
Or is there some story I don't know about of the Elvenking going around killing cats? ...I thought he and his sister got along just fine...?
Kori
Dark Valkyrie...what's not to love?
No. This:
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Ha! Never seen that before. That's cute.