We Need To Start The Impeachment Process of the 2020 Election Winner if it isn't Trump

[Stanyon]

If Trump does not win in 2020 we need to come up with anything we can use to remove them from office however ridiculous for laughs. if we remember back in 2017 Pelosi attempted to impeach Trump for supposedly causing division and other dubious claims, a gambit that did not turn out well but on a positive note we did end up with a list of those who voted for it which were the extreme left of the party.
Possible impeachment points:
- Butters their bread on the wrong side
- Does not eat bacon
- Smells bad
- Looks like a jerk
- Does not eat butter or bread
- Has a penis
- Has a vagina

Please add ideas for impeachment of the 2020 president if it is not Trump.

 

[Altfish]

If Trump does not win in 2020 we need to come up with anything we can use to remove them from office however ridiculous for laughs. if we remember back in 2017 Pelosi attempted to impeach Trump for supposedly causing division and other dubious claims, a gambit that did not turn out well but on a positive note we did end up with a list of those who voted for it which were the extreme left of the party.
Possible impeachment points:
- Butters their bread on the wrong side
- Does not eat bacon
- Smells bad
- Looks like a jerk
- Does not eat butter or bread
- Has a penis
- Has a vagina

Please add ideas for impeachment of the 2020 president if it is not Trump.

Next thing you'll be telling me that the GOP didn't want to impeach Obama - crime ... being black in charge of a country

 

[ChristineM]

If Trump does not win in 2020 we need to come up with anything we can use to remove them from office however ridiculous for laughs. if we remember back in 2017 Pelosi attempted to impeach Trump for supposedly causing division and other dubious claims, a gambit that did not turn out well but on a positive note we did end up with a list of those who voted for it which were the extreme left of the party.
Possible impeachment points:
- Butters their bread on the wrong side
- Does not eat bacon
- Smells bad
- Looks like a jerk
- Does not eat butter or bread
- Has a penis
- Has a vagina

Please add ideas for impeachment of the 2020 president if it is not Trump.

Repeatedly lies
Gropes women
Is racist
Is sexist
Wears a wig
Is orange coloured.

Oh damn, just seen the bit where you say if is not trump... Spoilsport ;-)

 

[Revoltingest]

Possible impeachment points:
- Butters their bread on the wrong side
- Does not eat bacon
- Smells bad
- Looks like a jerk

Lock'm up!
Then investigate.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Lock'm up!
Then investigate.

Then lock'm up some more!

 

[exchemist]

Repeatedly lies
Gropes women
Is racist
Is sexist
Wears a wig
Is orange coloured.

Oh damn, just seen the bit where you say if is not trump... Spoilsport ;-)

...and can't spell coffee.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

If Trump does not win in 2020 we need to come up with anything we can use to remove them from office ...

Wing-nut nonsense with the flavor of rotten fruit picked from the basket of deplorables.

 

[exchemist]

Wing-nut nonsense with the flavor of rotten fruit picked from the basket of deplorables.

I often wonder if Stanyon works in Putin's troll farm in St Petersburg.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I often wonder if Stanyon works in Putin's troll farm in St Petersburg.

Nope. He prefers people located in the US.

 

[Stanyon]

Next thing you'll be telling me that the GOP didn't want to impeach Obama - crime ... being black in charge of a country

Correct me if I am wrong but the impeachment call was for a possible cover up of Benghazi, why would you inject race in this?

 

[Altfish]

Correct me if I am wrong but the impeachment call was for a possible cover up of Benghazi, why would you inject race in this?

According to Wikepedia these are the reasons to impeach Obama

• 1.1 Job offer to Pennsylvania Representative Joe Sestak
• 1.2 Preventing Obama from "pushing his agenda"
• 1.3 Obama administration immigration policy
• 1.4 Libya intervention
• 1.5 Benghazi attack
• 1.6 Impeachment requested by a townhall meeting audience member
• 1.7 False claims of being born outside the United States
• 1.8 IRS targeting conservatives
• 1.9 Debt ceiling crisis
• 1.10 Hearing on "President's Constitutional Duty"
• 1.11 Prisoner swap
• 1.12 Transgender bathroom directive

 

[Stanyon]

According to Wikepedia these are the reasons to impeach Obama

• 1.1 Job offer to Pennsylvania Representative Joe Sestak
• 1.2 Preventing Obama from "pushing his agenda"
• 1.3 Obama administration immigration policy
• 1.4 Libya intervention
• 1.5 Benghazi attack
• 1.6 Impeachment requested by a townhall meeting audience member
• 1.7 False claims of being born outside the United States
• 1.8 IRS targeting conservatives
• 1.9 Debt ceiling crisis
• 1.10 Hearing on "President's Constitutional Duty"
• 1.11 Prisoner swap
• 1.12 Transgender bathroom directive

None for "being black"?

 

[exchemist]

None for "being black"?

This reminds me of a Not the Nine O'Clock News Sketch:

 

[Altfish]

None for "being black"?

Maybe not but it's either being black or not being Republican

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe not but it's either being black or not being Republican

Hey!
This thread is in the jokes section.
Be funnier!

 

[Nakosis]

If Trump does not win in 2020 we need to come up with anything we can use to remove them from office however ridiculous for laughs. if we remember back in 2017 Pelosi attempted to impeach Trump for supposedly causing division and other dubious claims, a gambit that did not turn out well but on a positive note we did end up with a list of those who voted for it which were the extreme left of the party.
Possible impeachment points:
- Butters their bread on the wrong side
- Does not eat bacon
- Smells bad
- Looks like a jerk
- Does not eat butter or bread
- Has a penis
- Has a vagina

Please add ideas for impeachment of the 2020 president if it is not Trump.

I think to circumvent any impeachment attempts, the Dems ought to nominate a woman or "non-white". A minority card is practically a get out of jail free card in politics.

Elizabeth Warren? Sure, see how far you get trying to impeach the first woman president.

 

[Estro Felino]

As long as the democratic winner is a pacifist...unlike Hillary...I am fine with that

 

[exchemist]

I think to circumvent any impeachment attempts, the Dems ought to nominate a woman or "non-white". A minority card is practically a get out of jail free card in politics.

Elizabeth Warren? Sure, see how far you get trying to impeach the first woman president.

From what I've seen of her, I'd like to see Warren get it.

But then I'm a centre-right Brit, which makes me practically a commie over there.

 

[Altfish]

Hey!
This thread is in the jokes section.
Be funnier!

I think it is hilarious that Trump supporters are complaining about him being impeached when they tried to do it to Obama for a tenth of the evidence.
Hypocrites or what

 

[Revoltingest]

Elizabeth Warren? Sure, see how far you get trying to impeach the first woman president.

Her running mate would put a stop to that.