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Typo Humor

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Nakosis, Oct 19, 2021.

  1. Nakosis

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    Boss just complained about some typos I made, therefore time for typo humor...

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    The worst typo I saw came from a gamer friend years ago. I demanded that he come over and smell my sock. He said something akin to "you're telling me to drive all the way over to your state so I can come smell your sweaty [insert word here]. I can tell you it wasn't sock, but was spelled about the same, though it started with with a C. He was rather conservative in manners, and I think I could feel his embarrassment several states away...
     
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  3. JustGeorge

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    Another favorite was came from a packaging box I encountered as a kid. The box had come from Fort Worth, Texas. It said Fart Worth, Texas.
     
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  4. ChristineM

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    I live on typos, and when people complain...

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  5. Evangelicalhumanist

    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...
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    One of my favourites was, in fact, one of my own (I blush to admit).

    I used to produce a newsletter for Toronto's gay baseball league. It was called "Diamond Dust."

    In one issue, there was the announcement of a contest among all members and friends, basically to raise money for AIDS -- specifically in support of our best-known hospice, Casey House.

    Well, the final line in the announcement -- as typed and printed by me, for the whole league to see, read:

    "The winner will receive a plague."

    Darn those g's and q's -- they'll get you every time.
     
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  6. It Aint Necessarily So

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    Not exactly a typo, but I read a story about a woman using voice recognition software telling a friend that she had stuffed her camouflage themed tote bag full, which she called a camo tote. It came out camel toe. She didn't notice before she sent it.
     
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    One of the bigger typos

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    Finally, an apology the store is actually genuine about...

    I don't for a moment believe they worry about inconvenience, but I think incontinence is a bigger issue.
     
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    I actually misread that last word the exact same way your friend did. How do you do this to us? :tongueout:

    Lol. A package that I had received not long ago from India identified our country as United State.

    *Laughs like Onslow*

    I don't get it. Is it something to do with the placement of the cones?
     
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    At the school I worked out, we sent out a promo for ordering school t-****s.
     
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