Things I Learned on RF Today

[SalixIncendium]

ITT, we post bits of wisdom we learn on RF...to consolidate the wisdom shared on this forum into one "RF Book of Wisdom"...if you will.

I've barely been up for two hours this morning, and I'm already learning...so I'll start...


Eating, pooping, and existing isn't living.

 

[Hold]

ITT, we post bits of wisdom we learn on RF...to consolidate the wisdom shared on this forum into one "RF Book of Wisdom"...if you will.

I've barely been up for two hours this morning, and I'm already learning...so I'll start...


Eating, pooping, and existing isn't living.

I live my life with one sentence dominating my thoughts, " It could be worse"...

 

[Revoltingest]

Eating, pooping, and existing.....

....is proof of God's existence.

 

[Secret Chief]

The Doughnut of God.

 

[PureX]

Eating, pooping, and existing isn't living.

But it's a good start.

 

[Hold]

ITT, we post bits of wisdom we learn on RF...to consolidate the wisdom shared on this forum into one "RF Book of Wisdom"...if you will.

I've barely been up for two hours this morning, and I'm already learning...so I'll start...


Eating, pooping, and existing isn't living.

Better to educate us as to what goodies you consumed that support your existence.

 

[Hold]

@Revoltingest, I visited a family member in the hospital.
She didn't want her dinner. The hospital served her
dinner with mucho bacon. (true story)

 

[ChristineM]

One important thing i learned today, its @Willamena s birthday today

 

[ChristineM]

Eating, pooping, and existing isn't living.

You can't live life without them.

 

[ChristineM]

I also learned @John53 is a cheapskate;-)

 

[dybmh]

....is proof of God's existence.

It's true too. Every morning it's common among many Jews to thank god that none of our orfices are blocked.

 

[SalixIncendium]

It's true too. Every morning it's common among many Jews to thank god that none of our orfices are blocked.

Are blocked orifices a common occurrence in the Jewish community?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It isn't something I learned on RF and not something I seem to be able to follow through with, but it seems a constant.

Some people have no apparent interest in debate or discussion and no amount of reason or evidence appears to be of any real interest to them. They seem to want only the validation of response.

Now, if I can only convince myself.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's true too. Every morning it's common among many Jews to thank god that none of our orfices are blocked.

It was only after reading the post by @SalixIncendium that I realized I had misread this.

I too am thankful.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest, I visited a family member in the hospital.
She didn't want her dinner. The hospital served her
dinner with mucho bacon. (true story)

Sounds like my kind of hospital !!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Are blocked orifices a common occurrence in the Jewish community?

Older members.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Older members.

I see. I was unaware the Jewish community had a monopoly on old people.

In such cases, I thank caffeine, psyllium, cascara sagrada, Miralax, or abstinence from excessive cheese consumption.

 

[Hold]

It was only after reading the post by @SalixIncendium that I realized I had misread this.

I too am thankful.

You, of the bunny world, eat grass but smoking is a bad habit....

 

[dybmh]

Are blocked orifices a common occurrence in the Jewish community?

Every year for 8 days... matzah.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You, of the bunny world, eat grass but smoking is a bad habit....

Fun fact. We are a cheese-eating species. And butter. Lots of fresh, creamy butter.

Bunny does not live by grass alone.