These people...

[Gargovic Malkav]

You know those over dramatizations in infomercials where people are constantly fumbling over themselves trying to do the most basic tasks?

I want to imagine how these people manage to not die in some random way, let alone manage to live an ordinary life. Like... How do they not stab themselves in the eye while trying to eat with a fork? What would it look like to see these people mow their lawn, or go to an all you can eat buffet?

Isn't this why straitjackets are invented?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

YAY!!!! Someone else pointed it out, lmao. Guys sometimes have long hair and wear makeup. Just as some women have short hair and don't wear makeup.
It really is a first world perspective. And I think glam bands probably used more makeup than all the women and other men throughout history combined.

Ha! Good point. I'm surprised some of the glam bands didn't spontaneously combust when coming within 100m of a naked flame.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ha! Good point. I'm surprised some of the glam bands didn't spontaneously combust when coming within 100m of a naked flame.

Wouldn't be spontaneous at that point, but all the hair spray oh my god. That probably accounts for half of the hole in the Ozone layer.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Not to be a downer, but my perspective on those infomercials changed significantly when I learned that a good majority of them are designed for disabled folk.

I'm willing to bet the OP just is not like that, and trying to hawk a second-rate car care product. I mean, who dresses like that to wash a car? No one.
Looks to me they're trying to sell a solution to a problem nobody has.

 

[Revoltingest]

Isn't this why straitjackets are invented?

And helmets.
When I go went snowboarding, I had a helmet & padding
on every joint that might hurt the next morning.
I no longer snowboard. but I still have helmets & padding.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mate. Try multitasking whilst in heels and a “fancy night out” dress. Killer combo, trust me

I'm always amazed that so many feminists blame us Mr Mens
for their wearing dangerous shoes & skimpy dresses.

I've been watching the Olympics, with all the ridiculous
"uniforms" that some women wear, especially in beach
volleyball & water polo. If this Mr Man were a fashion
dictator, I'd dress women in those freestyle wrestling
thingies. Those are practical...no garment malfunctions!
No butt floss! And yet, they still look fetching.
(They dress just like the male wrestlers.)

 

[SomeRandom]

I'm always amazed that so many feminists blame us Mr Mens
for their wearing dangerous shoes & skimpy dresses.

I've been watching the Olympics, with all the ridiculous
"uniforms" that some women wear, especially in beach
volleyball & water polo. If this Mr Man were a fashion
dictator, I'd dress women in those freestyle wrestling
thingies. Those are practical...no garment malfunctions!
No butt floss! And yet, they still look fetching.
(They dress just like the male wrestlers.)

Hey man. If it weren’t for the boffins of the enlightenment era deciding that high heels were feminine, it wouldn’t be sold as a feminine item. It was after all a men’s accessory used for horse riding before that. So that one is actually on you guys
High-heeled shoe - Wikipedia

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey man. If it weren’t for the boffins of the enlightenment era deciding that high heels were feminine, it wouldn’t be sold as a feminine item. It was after all a men’s accessory used for horse riding before that. So that one is actually on you guys
High-heeled shoe - Wikipedia

Men (most) had the good sense to stop wearing high heels.
When will women catch up?

 

[SomeRandom]

Men (most) had the good sense to stop wearing high heels.
When will women catch up?

Ahh but what if you’re riding a horse though? They gave up the functionality and then dared women to do better. And we most definitely have. We can walk, dance and be drunk on them
You’re just upset that we outshine you blokes

 

[Revoltingest]

Ahh but what if you’re riding a horse though? They gave up the functionality and then dared women to do better. And we most definitely have. We can walk, dance and be drunk on them
You’re just upset that we outshine you blokes

I'm happy being outshone.
With less expected of me, I just might
exceed expectations occasionally.
So the less you think of me, the better.

 

[SomeRandom]

I'm happy being outshone.
With less expected of my, I just might
exceed expectations occasionally.
So the less you think of me, the better.

That’s always been my philosophy lol

 

[Revoltingest]

That’s always been my philosophy lol

It's lie we share one (substandard) brain!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm always amazed that so many feminists blame us Mr Mens
for their wearing dangerous shoes & skimpy dresses.

I've been watching the Olympics, with all the ridiculous
"uniforms" that some women wear, especially in beach
volleyball & water polo. If this Mr Man were a fashion
dictator, I'd dress women in those freestyle wrestling
thingies. Those are practical...no garment malfunctions!
No butt floss! And yet, they still look fetching.
(They dress just like the male wrestlers.)

I forget what country and sport, but the women tried to wear something more sensible. There were rules saying they had to wear bikini bottoms, with very strict measurements at that.

 

[Revoltingest]

I forget what country and sport, but the women tried to wear something more sensible. There were rules saying they had to wear bikini bottoms, with very strict measurements at that.

That was some European handball outfit.

 

[SomeRandom]

It's lie we share one (substandard) brain!

Indeed!