The last post is the WINNER!

[beenherebeforeagain]

As am I
Also watching the news
They're about to show a story about a bear cub that got stuck inside a car and tried to get out...looks very messy!

 

[Wu Wei]

Like you never got stuck in something....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

yes I have...but I have opposable thumbs and can open doors, etc.

 

[sun rise]

Who needs thumbs when one has claws and a nose and a well-functioning brain.

 

[Thief]

Who needs thumbs when one has claws and a nose and a well-functioning brain.

and you are the one.....?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I am the one who is winning

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by having had discount sushi!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Well, I hope that's enough for you, because I'm the winner

 

[Revoltingest]

You had sushi too?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

No, but I win

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by enjoying gluten!

 

[Wu Wei]

yes I have...but I have opposable thumbs and can open doors, etc.

Opposable thumbs are overrated... I can open a door just fine

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Opposable thumbs are overrated... I can open a door just fine

well...you used your claws...and your weight...
That's not good for detail work...like answering the phone...

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[sun rise]

well...you used your claws...and your weight...
That's not good for detail work...like answering the phone...

Answering the phone is obeying your electronic overlords who train you to obey with beeps and ringtones

 

[4consideration]

Answering the phone is obeying your electronic overlords who train you to obey with beeps and ringtones

That's true.

Good thing we have this thread to demonstrate how free we are from the compulsion to do something just because someone else did something. We're winners that way.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win with a cloudy rainy sky!

 

[4consideration]

Na ah. You're all wet!

 

[Revoltingest]

I win cuz....

 

[atanu]

Those bears do the darndest things.

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

http://www.rd.com/jokes/bar/

Beware, @Panda is monitoring.