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The danger of going outside to pick up the snail mail

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Seeker of White Light, Nov 28, 2021.

  1. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    Sleepy and maybe a bit thoughts in the clouds I slip on my shoes this morning to walk outside to get the snail mail as usual.....with the coffee cup in my hand and eyes half closed I open the door and are welcomed by a freezing temperatures from HELL ( I don't like cold)
    I try to walk down the two steps to the grounds but my feet slips and and I almost throw my coffee in the air :eek: noooo not my morning coffee I thinking when my feet struggle to find solid ground o_O....finally my feet stop moving. My eyes goes to the coffee mug :confused: only lost a little coffee.

    Ok slowly I start to move toward the mail box.....what da heck my feet get wet and cold...looking down...flipping heck it has been snowing :oops: crap I hate snow ( yay living in Norway is fun)
    Well on my way again, turning around the corner of the house...and what da ya know....my feet run away from me and I clinging to my coffee cup..not a chance in hell I losing my morning coffee :mad: then.....my feet starts to move in a million mph o_O I fling the coffee high in the air my body doing a half backflip in to the air o_O my thoughts go noooooooo not my coffee.....

    A conscious though on the ground with a grim result of not drinking his coffee BEFOR going out to pick up the mail.....lesson learned addiction to coffee is dangerous :p
     
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  2. Truthseeker

    Truthseeker Non-debating member when I can help myself

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    You poor soul. You live in Norway and don't like the cold and snow.:eek:
     
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  3. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    Yes...winter has been my Nemesis for as long as I can remember
     
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    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    My mind cannot even imagine Norwegian cold.
    The cold I have experienced in Slovenia was already unbearable.
     
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  5. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    A few days each winter it become -25 Celsius where I live :oops: that's to cold for me, today it was. -5 Celsius but even that is cold to me...
     
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    You think that's bad? I....

    Actually, nothing is worse than spilled coffee.
     
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  7. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    Cold weather....snow and flinging my coffee into the air, nope noting much can beat that in the morning :oops:
     
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    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    O my God.
     
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    @Conscious thoughts

    Talking of snails, I discovered a blue snail underneath a shed in the garden.

    [​IMG]
     
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    That's what you get for drinking coffee while getting the mail. Men aren't made to multitask.
     
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  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Advice, always check the weather before venturing out. As i remember you don't like wearing shoes, not good in Norwegian winter weather. Maybe make a concession to yourself this time of year ;-)
    Anyway, keep warm, and make another coffee.
     
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    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    It is true, I don't feel shoes as comfortable so whenever I can, I walk bare feet, but can't do that in winter. I did learn a lesson today, don't go outside before coffee has been consumed :p

    I have a bad habit of not checking the weather when I am sleepy:oops:
     
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    Have you tried sabots? I rarely wear footwear around the house so i keep a pair of sabots near the door to slip on when im going into the courtyard or the local shop
     
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  14. Seeker of White Light

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    Normally I wear sandals if I just going out to the garden, but since it's winter I would normally wear winter shoes:) they are non slippery :p I was not wearing them today....so I slipped
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    The real story....

    Getting the mail with a caffeine fueled diet
    Wearing only a robe, he failed to tie it
    His footing gave way
    Causing robe disarray
    Exposing some parts that were formerly private.
     
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    I live in the tropics.
    I visited Fairbanks Alaska at -44 C!
    That was pretty interesting..
     
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  18. Seeker of White Light

    Seeker of White Light Think before you speak....so stay silent.

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    That is cold..
     
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    Sounds like winter here... its gross, isn't it. I dislike the snow, too, but would agree to more, if the temperature would just stay above -6C...

    I don't wear shoes, either. If my feet have to be on the ground for more than a minute in this cold, I'll cave, but if I'm just going to the car... forget it.
     
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    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Ohh, casting aspersions on I wonder what time it is, do I need to go to the john, I'm thirsty, this afternoon I have some jobs to do, I really am going to double down on losing weight men.
     
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