The danger of going outside to pick up the snail mail

[Spirit of Light]

Sleepy and maybe a bit thoughts in the clouds I slip on my shoes this morning to walk outside to get the snail mail as usual.....with the coffee cup in my hand and eyes half closed I open the door and are welcomed by a freezing temperatures from HELL ( I don't like cold)
I try to walk down the two steps to the grounds but my feet slips and and I almost throw my coffee in the air noooo not my morning coffee I thinking when my feet struggle to find solid ground ....finally my feet stop moving. My eyes goes to the coffee mug only lost a little coffee.

Ok slowly I start to move toward the mail box.....what da heck my feet get wet and cold...looking down...flipping heck it has been snowing crap I hate snow ( yay living in Norway is fun)
Well on my way again, turning around the corner of the house...and what da ya know....my feet run away from me and I clinging to my coffee cup..not a chance in hell I losing my morning coffee then.....my feet starts to move in a million mph I fling the coffee high in the air my body doing a half backflip in to the air my thoughts go noooooooo not my coffee.....

A conscious though on the ground with a grim result of not drinking his coffee BEFOR going out to pick up the mail.....lesson learned addiction to coffee is dangerous

 

[Truthseeker]

You poor soul. You live in Norway and don't like the cold and snow.

 

[Spirit of Light]

You poor soul. You live in Norway and don't like the cold and snow.

Yes...winter has been my Nemesis for as long as I can remember

 

[Estro Felino]

My mind cannot even imagine Norwegian cold.
The cold I have experienced in Slovenia was already unbearable.

 

[Spirit of Light]

My mind cannot even imagine Norwegian cold.
The cold I have experienced in Slovenia was already unbearable.

A few days each winter it become -25 Celsius where I live that's to cold for me, today it was. -5 Celsius but even that is cold to me...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

You think that's bad? I....

Actually, nothing is worse than spilled coffee.

 

[Spirit of Light]

You think that's bad? I....

Actually, nothing is worse than spilled coffee.

Cold weather....snow and flinging my coffee into the air, nope noting much can beat that in the morning

 

[Estro Felino]

A few days each winter it become -25 Celsius where I live that's to cold for me, today it was. -5 Celsius but even that is cold to me...

O my God.

 

[Jedster]

@Conscious thoughts

Talking of snails, I discovered a blue snail underneath a shed in the garden.

 

[Heyo]

Sleepy and maybe a bit thoughts in the clouds I slip on my shoes this morning to walk outside to get the snail mail as usual.....with the coffee cup in my hand and eyes half closed I open the door and are welcomed by a freezing temperatures from HELL ( I don't like cold)
I try to walk down the two steps to the grounds but my feet slips and and I almost throw my coffee in the air noooo not my morning coffee I thinking when my feet struggle to find solid ground ....finally my feet stop moving. My eyes goes to the coffee mug only lost a little coffee.

Ok slowly I start to move toward the mail box.....what da heck my feet get wet and cold...looking down...flipping heck it has been snowing crap I hate snow ( yay living in Norway is fun)
Well on my way again, turning around the corner of the house...and what da ya know....my feet run away from me and I clinging to my coffee cup..not a chance in hell I losing my morning coffee then.....my feet starts to move in a million mph I fling the coffee high in the air my body doing a half backflip in to the air my thoughts go noooooooo not my coffee.....

A conscious though on the ground with a grim result of not drinking his coffee BEFOR going out to pick up the mail.....lesson learned addiction to coffee is dangerous

That's what you get for drinking coffee while getting the mail. Men aren't made to multitask.

 

[ChristineM]

Sleepy and maybe a bit thoughts in the clouds I slip on my shoes this morning to walk outside to get the snail mail as usual.....with the coffee cup in my hand and eyes half closed I open the door and are welcomed by a freezing temperatures from HELL ( I don't like cold)
I try to walk down the two steps to the grounds but my feet slips and and I almost throw my coffee in the air noooo not my morning coffee I thinking when my feet struggle to find solid ground ....finally my feet stop moving. My eyes goes to the coffee mug only lost a little coffee.

Ok slowly I start to move toward the mail box.....what da heck my feet get wet and cold...looking down...flipping heck it has been snowing crap I hate snow ( yay living in Norway is fun)
Well on my way again, turning around the corner of the house...and what da ya know....my feet run away from me and I clinging to my coffee cup..not a chance in hell I losing my morning coffee then.....my feet starts to move in a million mph I fling the coffee high in the air my body doing a half backflip in to the air my thoughts go noooooooo not my coffee.....

A conscious though on the ground with a grim result of not drinking his coffee BEFOR going out to pick up the mail.....lesson learned addiction to coffee is dangerous

Advice, always check the weather before venturing out. As i remember you don't like wearing shoes, not good in Norwegian winter weather. Maybe make a concession to yourself this time of year ;-)
Anyway, keep warm, and make another coffee.

 

[Spirit of Light]

Advice, always check the weather before venturing out. As i remember you don't like wearing shoes, not good in Norwegian winter weather. Maybe make a concession to yourself this time of year ;-)
Anyway, keep warm, and make another coffee.

It is true, I don't feel shoes as comfortable so whenever I can, I walk bare feet, but can't do that in winter. I did learn a lesson today, don't go outside before coffee has been consumed

I have a bad habit of not checking the weather when I am sleepy

 

[ChristineM]

It is true, I don't feel shoes as comfortable so whenever I can, I walk bare feet, but can't do that in winter. I did learn a lesson today, don't go outside before coffee has been consumed

I have a bad habit of not checking the weather when I am sleepy

Have you tried sabots? I rarely wear footwear around the house so i keep a pair of sabots near the door to slip on when im going into the courtyard or the local shop

 

[Spirit of Light]

Have you tried sabots? I rarely wear footwear around the house so i keep a pair of sabots near the door to slip on when im going into the courtyard or the local shop

Normally I wear sandals if I just going out to the garden, but since it's winter I would normally wear winter shoes they are non slippery I was not wearing them today....so I slipped

 

[Hold]

Normally I wear sandals if I just going out to the garden, but since it's winter I would normally wear winter shoes they are non slippery I was not wearing them today....so I slipped[/QUOTEi]
Consider this; coffee has been banned in heaven as it will be the down fall (you slipped and almost fell down) of mankind. The original Genesis story featured Eve getting Adam to try some coffee...really! Now look where we all are. Toil by the sweat of our brow or some such curse we have to live with. Stop that coffee, my friend, it may cause you to learn too much of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.......take care, now

 

[Revoltingest]

Sleepy and maybe a bit thoughts in the clouds I slip on my shoes this morning to walk outside to get the snail mail as usual.....with the coffee cup in my hand and eyes half closed I open the door and are welcomed by a freezing temperatures from HELL ( I don't like cold)
I try to walk down the two steps to the grounds but my feet slips and and I almost throw my coffee in the air noooo not my morning coffee I thinking when my feet struggle to find solid ground ....finally my feet stop moving. My eyes goes to the coffee mug only lost a little coffee.

Ok slowly I start to move toward the mail box.....what da heck my feet get wet and cold...looking down...flipping heck it has been snowing crap I hate snow ( yay living in Norway is fun)
Well on my way again, turning around the corner of the house...and what da ya know....my feet run away from me and I clinging to my coffee cup..not a chance in hell I losing my morning coffee then.....my feet starts to move in a million mph I fling the coffee high in the air my body doing a half backflip in to the air my thoughts go noooooooo not my coffee.....

A conscious though on the ground with a grim result of not drinking his coffee BEFOR going out to pick up the mail.....lesson learned addiction to coffee is dangerous

The real story....

Getting the mail with a caffeine fueled diet
Wearing only a robe, he failed to tie it
His footing gave way
Causing robe disarray
Exposing some parts that were formerly private.

 

[Audie]

A few days each winter it become -25 Celsius where I live that's to cold for me, today it was. -5 Celsius but even that is cold to me...

I live in the tropics.
I visited Fairbanks Alaska at -44 C!
That was pretty interesting..

 

[Spirit of Light]

I live in the tropics.
I visited Fairbanks Alaska at -44 C!
That was pretty interesting..

That is cold..

 

[JustGeorge]

A few days each winter it become -25 Celsius where I live that's to cold for me, today it was. -5 Celsius but even that is cold to me...

Sounds like winter here... its gross, isn't it. I dislike the snow, too, but would agree to more, if the temperature would just stay above -6C...

I don't wear shoes, either. If my feet have to be on the ground for more than a minute in this cold, I'll cave, but if I'm just going to the car... forget it.

 

[sun rise]

That's what you get for drinking coffee while getting the mail. Men aren't made to multitask.

Ohh, casting aspersions on I wonder what time it is, do I need to go to the john, I'm thirsty, this afternoon I have some jobs to do, I really am going to double down on losing weight men.