Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers. It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times. (UK only?)
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws any more.
They have signs in hospital car parks which say, "Thieves Operate Here" Personally, I'd feel a lot safer with a surgeon.
I bought a book called 'Do It Yourself Surgery'. When I opened it, would you believe it - the appendix was missing!
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only numbers 1, 3, & 5 had been done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Et tu, brutes?
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws any more.
They have signs in hospital car parks which say, "Thieves Operate Here" Personally, I'd feel a lot safer with a surgeon.
I bought a book called 'Do It Yourself Surgery'. When I opened it, would you believe it - the appendix was missing!
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only numbers 1, 3, & 5 had been done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Et tu, brutes?
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