Ssssshhh! You didn't hear this from me, but theNEWreality takes naked pictures of herself and tapes them inside her childrens' principal's briefcase.
Peace,
Mystic
Peace,
Mystic
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Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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No! You don't say? GC, is there any truth to the rumor Gentoo bathes without a single stitch of clothing on?
I could have sworn that I saw Reverend Rick once dress up in women's clothing and prance around singing "It's Raining Men."
Peace,
Mystic
Peace,
Mystic
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
You didn't hear it from me, but sometimes she does!
blackout
Violet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunstone
Far be it from me to gossip about anyone, but I hear from an impeccable source that Guitar's Cry was seen hanging out with stark naked pine trees last Friday night!
(Psst! Sunstone, this was supposed to be scandalous!)
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I probably shouldn't say this but I heard Mystic cleans the house wear a sexy French maid's outfit. AND, she carries a whip to get her shackled husband to mop the floors!
I've heard from very reliable sources that mystic is both a tree hugger,
and a pine sol user.
I've also heard she's been seen cavorting in the VERY same woods as Guitar.
Naked pines and all..... whips ... french maid outfits...
I don't know about you ... but I smell a scandal.
(of cource Phil WAS my source... so who knows....)
Originally Posted by Sunstone
Far be it from me to gossip about anyone, but I hear from an impeccable source that Guitar's Cry was seen hanging out with stark naked pine trees last Friday night!
(Psst! Sunstone, this was supposed to be scandalous!)
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I probably shouldn't say this but I heard Mystic cleans the house wear a sexy French maid's outfit. AND, she carries a whip to get her shackled husband to mop the floors!
I've heard from very reliable sources that mystic is both a tree hugger,
and a pine sol user.
I've also heard she's been seen cavorting in the VERY same woods as Guitar.
Naked pines and all..... whips ... french maid outfits...
I don't know about you ... but I smell a scandal.
(of cource Phil WAS my source... so who knows....)
Rumor has it that Phil is secretly a closet conservative evangelist
SSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!! If this gets out, I worry about what this might do with my ties with the mafia..............I can't survive on a "professional" dancer's income!!
Peace,
Mystic
blackout
Violet.
Is it true Lizskid was seen last Thursday taking a whole class of school children to see nude sculptures at the art museum!!!!
Gentoo
The Feisty Penguin
Well then, not anymore!
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Did I ever autograph that book for you?
I hear Lunamoth goes Christmas caroling wearing only two pasties and a muff warmer.
It's OK, Heather. I consider the sheer artistry of your "lap work" to be a public service to old decrepit men like me!
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
No fricken way! I was just telling Gentoo that I should put exactly that! Rev, are you in my head or something?
Dude, I SAW you!
*thinks*
OK, maybe that was your male lover that I saw instead...........
Peace,
Mystic
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
(Crap!)
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Was that the time you asked to borrow my fishnets and black heels?
lizskid
BANNED
The scandal there would be that my town has NO museum whatsoever....lol