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Revoltingest, the TV Show

Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
A long time ago I tried to kick off a sitcom starring @Revoltingest as a backup dancer for the Philadelphia Philharmonic Orchestra who sidelines as a private nostril hair groomer. I even wrote a theme song:

I like to wear a speedo, and hang out at the track
And watch when other people see my hairy sack
Sometimes they scream or throw up, to me that is the best,
You might be revolting, but I'm Revoltingest

My tattoos aren't so lovely, they make your eyes feel hurt
That's why I walk through downtown, and never wear a shirt,
So people can see Clinton kissing Bush upon my chest
You might be revolting, but I'm Revoltingest

I opened up a day care, because I just love tots
I taught them all the swear words, and now they say them lots
And someday in the future, in Enron they'll invest,
You might be revolting, but I'm Revoltingest

Now my song is over, it's time for me to go
I have to plot my vengeance against that loser from the snow,
I'll show him how those seals feel when his skull I do compress,
You are darn revolting, but I'm Revoltingest

I need some storyline ideas or this, the greatest idea in human history, may come to naught. Let's go RF, individual plot lines. Now!
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
My only request....
Please, let Peter Dinklage play me....please.

And no nude scenes with Lena Dunham or Dennis Franz.
 
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BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Episode plot for further consideration and modification:

A series of scenic Canadian landscape videos with @Revoltingest jumping out of bushes and doing Robin Williams impressions (too soon?). Some scenes should be in RMCP uniform or Maple Leaf embossed Speedos.
 
Father Heathen

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
I think a better plot line would be a gruff curmudgeon landlord (with a heart of gold) who has to deal with a cast of wacky but lovable tenants. A reoccurring gag would be him butting heads with authorities over the legitimacy of his micro-nation. One of his catchphrases would be "Oh, that reeeealllly burns my bacon!" cue laugh track.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
BSM1 said:
Episode plot for further consideration and modification:

A series of scenic Canadian landscape videos with @Revoltingest jumping out of bushes and doing Robin Williams impressions (too soon?).
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It's much easier to do impressions of him now.
(You know what I mean.)

What....too soon?
Well, you should see my Ronald Reagan impression!
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Father Heathen said:
I think a better plot line would be a gruff curmudgeon landlord (with a heart of gold) who has to deal with a cast of wacky but lovable tenants. A reoccurring gag would be him butting heads with authorities over the legitimacy of his micro-nation. One of his catchphrases would be "Oh, that reeeealllly burns my bacon!" cue laugh track.
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No laugh track.
Think of Arrested Development or The Office (Brit version) as the model.
But I'd also allow....
Twin Peaks
The Shield
Deadwood
The Powerpuff Girls

That last one is for @Rival.
I see myself as either Mojo Jojo or Professor Utonium.
Him is good too.
 
Quetzal

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
BSM1 said:
Episode plot for further consideration and modification:

A series of scenic Canadian landscape videos with @Revoltingest jumping out of bushes and doing Robin Williams impressions (too soon?). Some scenes should be in RMCP uniform or Maple Leaf embossed Speedos.
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Can't wait for the pilot!
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
Revoltingest said:
That lacks subtlety & restraint.
Skip the haggis.
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I am totally with you about the haggis. Ew.
Just the bacon.

I want to direct the shower scene afterwards, though.
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Tom
 
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