"Real men"

[PoetPhilosopher]

Real men drink cow's milk mixed with whiskey.

Real men survive a Tupperware party.

Real men can read every post on the Jokes section with a straight face while sipping a cup of coffee.

Real men could pick a fight with God and Chuck Norris and come out with little more than a stalemate agreement and a broken nose.

Real men go hunting, shoot their friend in the butt by accident, and don't get 12-18 months.

Real men don't post threads like this.

Real men fart excellence and do so excellently.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Whiskey mixed with anything? Never! You drink it straight from the bottle or not at all. It says so in the Bible.

 

[PureX]

Real men don't use little cartoon girl avatars.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Real men don't use little cartoon girl avatars.

No, no and no.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....accept for this one

Real men could pick a fight with God and Chuck Norris and come out with little more than a stalemate agreement and a broken nose.

Chuck Norris would kill them.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

 

[Spiderman]

Real men drink cow's milk mixed with whiskey.

Real men survive a Tupperware party.

Real men can read every post on the Jokes section with a straight face while sipping a cup of coffee.

Real men could pick a fight with God and Chuck Norris and come out with little more than a stalemate agreement and a broken nose.

Real men go hunting, shoot their friend in the butt by accident, and don't get 12-18 months.

Real men don't post threads like this.

Real men fart excellence and do so excellently.

True!

 

[Revoltingest]

Real men post threads like this....
How Unmanly Are You?

 

[Rival]

Everyone knows @Tumah is the only real man on RF.

And sometimes so am I.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Well....accept for this one



Chuck Norris would kill them.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Not apropos to the OP, but....
Question: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: Who knows.

Question: How much wood could a wood-Chuck Norris chuck?
Answer: All of it.


As for mixed drinks...

 

[dybmh]

Real men know how to do the 3 Cs

Cook
Clean
Cuddle

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Real men know how to do the 3 Cs

Cook
Clean
Cuddle

What about cuddling clean cooks?

 

[dybmh]

What about cuddling clean cooks?

 

[Enoch07]

Real men drink cow's milk mixed with whiskey.

Gross

I don't chase my women or my whiskey.

Real men survive a Tupperware party.

Barely....

Real men can read every post on the Jokes section with a straight face while sipping a cup of coffee.

How about a vape mod instead? Love my robo chooch!

Real men could pick a fight with God and Chuck Norris and come out with little more than a stalemate agreement and a broken nose.

Doubtful

Real men go hunting, shoot their friend in the butt by accident, and don't get 12-18 months.

Depends...

Real men don't post threads like this.

I beg to differ!

Real men fart excellence and do so excellently.

Agreed!

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Real men survive a Tupperware party.

Real men HOST Tupperware parties and damn it if you get out alive if you don't place an order! So how many of the FreezerMate sets will you be buying today? 10. Well thank you.

 

[ChristineM]

Real men are honest
Real men are confident
Real men take responsibility
Real men have integrity
Real men are indipendent

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Real men HOST Tupperware parties and damn it if you get out alive if you don't place an order! So how many of the FreezerMate sets will you be buying today? 10. Well thank you.

You mean gay men. Here is the difference between straight, bi, gay, and real men:

A straight man will go hunting, make a gay joke to his friend, and bag a deer.

A bi man will upon seeing the deer, bump hips with his friend, scaring the deer away.

For the gay man, the heavens will open up with a rainbow, and he will come down from the sky on a glittery unicorn to smote the deer with his horn.

For the real man, he lives in the deer for 12 months as a survivalist technique, then cuts his way out.

 

[The Reverend Bob]

You mean gay men. Here is the difference between straight, bi, gay, and real men:

A straight man will go hunting, make a gay joke to his friend, and bag a deer.

A bi man will upon seeing the deer, bump hips with his friend, scaring the deer away.

For the gay man, the heavens will open up with a rainbow, and he will come down from the sky on a glittery unicorn to smote the deer with his horn.

For the real man, he lives in the deer for 12 months as a survivalist technique, then cuts his way out.

So may I take your order? How many sets of the FreezerMate packages do you want? Remember I believe in the 2nd Amendment. You can't tell me as a manly man that I can't sell Tupperware or Mary Kay Cosmetics! I swear by Mary Kay! She got me this new pink Cadillac!

 

[The Reverend Bob]

Real men are honest
Real men are confident
Real men take responsibility
Real men have integrity
Real men are indipendent

We are also loving, kind and nurturing.

 

[ChristineM]

We are also loving, kind and nurturing.

yup, unfortunately they are few and far between

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So may I take your order? How many sets of the FreezerMate packages do you want? Remember I believe in the 2nd Amendment. You can't tell me as a manly man that I can't sell Tupperware or Mary Kay Cosmetics! I swear by Mary Kay! She got me this new pink Cadillac!

I'll take 5.