Random questions about girls (feel free to post your own questions in the thread too)

[DallasApple]

Meh, my Christianity keeps me going, these depressed periods come and go. Sometimes I'll think I'm a part of a master race destined to rule the earth, sometimes I feel like I do now.

And if I honestly had suicidal thoughts, I would shut myself up somewhere and tell no one. They do bad things to suicidal people. Seeing that there's some legal responsibility to report even a slight chance of suicide, telling someone in real life is the last thing I would do. There's just some things you can't talk about in real life. If you talk about being different in real life, they lock you up in an assylum. If you talk about being depressed, they punish you for being "suicidal."

EDIT: Oh, and I'm asking questions on how to date women because having a girlfriend is a great cure for depression.

Having a girlfriend can cause depression hun..or make it worse..Its not a cure..and if thats what you think thats what Im worried about.

Girls arent out there to make you a whole person.First of all its impposible to expect that out of another human being..2nd of all ..It just plain dosnt work.

And I agree with storm..Talking about beng "different" doesnt get you "locked up in insane assylums".

You arent talking about being "different " though.You are talking about "why is life STILL worth living" and you are just a kid hun.

You need to address the depression.And a "girlfriend" isnt qualified.She comes with her own set of problems see? If anything you need to be prepared to be stronger for her.

Whats going on in your life?..I think you need to talk to someone IRL.They arent going to "lock you up" ..just because you are searching.But you seem very "depressed" ..Maybe you need a little guidence..Just someone to talk to.But you seem very negative about life.

You coud be in a clinical depression..thats all Im saying.

If you are just "shootin the shee-at"..Thats fine too.Just you seem real down.Thats all Im saying.

Love

Dallas

 

[3.14]

Also, I think the phrase "going dutch" means that the man and woman each pay for their part of the date... and that's just WRONG... the man ALWAYS has to pay for the woman's part, just like the husband has to support the woman...

How do I know if a girl has a nice smile? How do I use my wit to make a girl smile?

she just doesn't seem to be interested in the entire concept of dating. She's a good, Christian girl, and I know she loves books and I think she's into music too (makes me wonder how I got to like her, She's also good at drawing,

well remember that if you act as a "knight" she has to act out of respect as a "princess" and alot of girls don't like that



if she smiles with her whole face instead of just angling her mouth up (hard to explain)

just check out comidians, with a bit of wit you can turn a everyday object into amusement she would need clean underpants for



couple pointers,
1. she's not a good christian girl, she's just a good girl who happens to be a cristian
2. she reads and if she does it often she probably has fav serie books/writer (find out wich and read what there about,)
3. music thats tricky , if you pretent to like it you might need to visit concerts etc but if you say you hate it she will offended (best to just find couple you like )
4. what kind of drawing? if portrets allow her to draw a portret of you (if nature show her nice piece of enviorment)

 

[DallasApple]

well remember that if you act as a "knight" she has to act out of respect as a "princess" and alot of girls don't like that



if she smiles with her whole face instead of just angling her mouth up (hard to explain)

just check out comidians, with a bit of wit you can turn a everyday object into amusement she would need clean underpants for



couple pointers,
1. she's not a good christian girl, she's just a good girl who happens to be a cristian
2. she reads and if she does it often she probably has fav serie books/writer (find out wich and read what there about,)
3. music thats tricky , if you pretent to like it you might need to visit concerts etc but if you say you hate it she will offended (best to just find couple you like )
4. what kind of drawing? if portrets allow her to draw a portret of you (if nature show her nice piece of enviorment)

There is something wrong with you.

Love

Dallas

 

[3.14]

?
what you mean?

 

[T-Dawg]

just check out comidians, with a bit of wit you can turn a everyday object into amusement she would need clean underpants for

Clean underpants? Oh, I get it, you're making fun of the comedians for all the sexual jokes that they tell these days... I thought only men ejaculated stuff when they were aroused enough, though?

1. she's not a good christian girl, she's just a good girl who happens to be a cristian

Same thing?

And I agree with storm..Talking about beng "different" doesnt get you "locked up in insane assylums".

It does where I live (especially if the differences involve depression).

But anyways, I'll probably be fine in a couple days, knowing me. If not, I already have a counselor type person I see every now and then.

 

[3.14]

well actualy i was refering to the frase "laughing so hard she'l pee her pants'

 

[T-Dawg]

Why would she pee her pants just because she was laughing hard? I've seen evidence that most ladies have relatively weak bladders (about 3/4 or so of the time when someone asks to go to the bathroom in the middle of class, it just happens to be a girl; of course, it might be the fact that the women's bathroom also functions as their communications center, where they hide out, spread news, and perform mysterious rituals), but they pee when they laugh? Wouldn't that kind of hurt the girl's feelings if you made her pee her pants?

 

[3.14]

its a metafore: it means you made them laugh them realy hard,

you realy never heard the frase before?

 

[DallasApple]

Clean underpants? Oh, I get it, you're making fun of the comedians for all the sexual jokes that they tell these days... I thought only men ejaculated stuff when they were aroused enough, though?

Same thing?

It does where I live (especially if the differences involve depression).

But anyways, I'll probably be fine in a couple days, knowing me. If not, I already have a counselor type person I see every now and then.

Well I dont know where you live but if they lock you up for for being different you must have a lot of money.

And the "underpants" comment?..I would say take a biology class.

Love

Dallas

 

[T-Dawg]

I've taken a biology class before... are you saying that women DO discharge stuff when they're aroused (I mean besides their menstrual cycle)?

Why would you think I have a lot of money? But yes, I do have a lot of money, this is America, almost everyone is rich in America (at least compared to most of the world). The thing is that they're addicted to spending.

 

[DallasApple]

I've taken a biology class before... are you saying that women DO discharge stuff when they're aroused (I mean besides their menstrual cycle)?

Why would you think I have a lot of money? But yes, I do have a lot of money, this is America, almost everyone is rich in America (at least compared to most of the world). The thing is that they're addicted to spending.

If you have taken biology class you should now a little about your first question.Of course women have "lubrication" upon sexual excitement.Stop playing dumb.If you want to talk nasty join a playboy or red shoe diaries forum.

And NO not everybody in America is "rich"..There are some(quite a few) people in desperate need of mental health care including hospitilzation and they are wandering around the streets.With NO care.

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

And Also the "Amazing Loser"(is that your name?")

You arent helping your self by running around asking if women have excretions out of there body besides a period.

It sounds eerily like "fishing" to me.

And on top of the fact you are portraying your self as a self sufficient suicidal teenager who really isnt going to kill himself.

Bad plan..(just a little advice).

Love

Dallas

 

[T-Dawg]

How am I portraying myself as suicidal?

Oh, the lubricants, I guess those would count. Meh. What do you mean by "fishing"?

 

[DallasApple]

How am I portraying myself as suicidal?

Oh, the lubricants, I guess those would count. Meh. What do you mean by "fishing"?

#1 You are clearly dark on life..

#2 You have been watching to much porn.

Love

Dallas

 

[T-Dawg]

Well I am dark on life... but I don't watch porn . Is that really what people think just because I'm open about sexuality? I... don't see the connection...

 

[DallasApple]

Well I am dark on life... but I don't watch porn . Is that really what people think just because I'm open about sexuality? I... don't see the connection...

If you are so open about sexuality? Im sorry you wouldnt be so "stupified" by extretions ...You wouldnt be "dumb founded" that a woman doesnt jsut have a "period"

And Im not "people"...

How old are you? 10? And where are your parents?

Love

Dallas

 

[T-Dawg]

It didn't occur to me. Sheesh.

And I already gave my age, and it doesn't matter where my parents are.


No offence, but, er, what the heck is your problem?

EDIT: And who says I was stupified and dumbfounded? You're just trying to overreact and make everything I say look bad, I think.

 

[DallasApple]

P.S

Where did you learn the word "lubricants"?

Love

Dallas

(I'm sure you have no idea)

 

[T-Dawg]

I don't remember, do normal people memorize where they learned each and every word?
You're sure I have no idea. What are you trying to say? Are you making fun of my vocabulary now too? I know what a lubricant is (I might be spelling it wrong but you should still be able to make out the word if so).

EDIT: Just in case you don't believe me, it's a substance designed for the purpose of lubrication, that is, for reducing friction between two substances so they can slide together effectively.

 

[DallasApple]

It didn't occur to me. Sheesh.

And I already gave my age, and it doesn't matter where my parents are.


No offence, but, er, what the heck is your problem?

#1 ..I think it did...

#2 yes it matters

#3 I have no problem..

Nevermind..

Carry on..young man..

Love


Dallas