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Oh, that poor "deprived" and "abused" Walmart corporation!

Discussion in 'Consumer Affairs' started by Jonathan Bailey, Jul 5, 2019.

  1. Audie

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    Yep, they'd have lil Audie hanging from a lampost.
     
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    I was never fond of the muffin top. But whatever floats your boat:

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  3. Dan From Smithville

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    This poor person would step up to defend you. They can gun me down and you could hide under my remains until it was safe. There is a lot of room for hiding these days.
     
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    I forgot that has another meaning.
     
  5. Audie

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    That was cruel, subzie

    Now add a 4th advantage to victimhood
     
  6. Subduction Zone

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    That explains The muffin top:p
     
  7. Dan From Smithville

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    Can I have a muffin top? Don't I need a muffin?
     
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    Especially considering his next post.

    ironically eating too many muffin told can give one a muffin top.
     
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    At least they wouldn't need a tall one.



    You know I just had to go there.
     
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    Good hiding places among the dead?

    Reminder to self. Stop binge watching Netflix.
     
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    There is a correlation there, but it is not something I can expound on in this forum.
     
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    That might very well end the revolution. All that effort looking for lamp posts of appropriate height.
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    A table lamp might suffice.
    (I've heard that her significant other is Stuart Little.)
     
  14. Dan From Smithville

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    That is just a few pounds of extra weight that could be easily reduced with a little diet change and exercise. You may have found advantage number 5 though. Weight loss from all the running from the self righteous socialist extremists bent on using violence to effect a change that no one would agree to using reasonable arguments.
     
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    You have me there. She has mentioned she is tall-challenged. Just not how much.

    I am small-challenged, so they will need a team and a strong lamp post.
     
  16. Audie

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    A mailbox would do.
     
  17. Audie

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    4 ft 11" and maybe a few eighths? Sounds like more in
    centimetres.
     
  18. Audie

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    Victims have

    No good. Real ones required.

    Or a disadvantage if you cant think of any
     
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    149.86 cm does sound taller.

    So it does exist in small packages after all.
     
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    Your major advantage is attached to your neck. Self righteous zealots acting on emotion have less of a tendency to think. That could be turned into an advantage.
     
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