Oh, that poor "deprived" and "abused" Walmart corporation!

[Audie]

Methinks he'd be a raging dragon, coming in the banner of liberation, cheered on while the abusive are slaughtered, but then begins the reign in blood as liberation is not what was delivered but only britality and slaughter.

Yep, they'd have lil Audie hanging from a lampost.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Our symbol could be the muffin top. That is the part everyone likes best.

I was never fond of the muffin top. But whatever floats your boat:

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yep, they'd have lil Audie hanging from a lampost.

This poor person would step up to defend you. They can gun me down and you could hide under my remains until it was safe. There is a lot of room for hiding these days.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I was never fond of the muffin top. But whatever floats your boat:

I forgot that has another meaning.

 

[Audie]

That was cruel, subzie

Now add a 4th advantage to victimhood

 

[Subduction Zone]

This poor person would step up to defend you. They can gun me down and you could hide under my remains until it was safe. There is a lot of room for hiding these days.

That explains The muffin top

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That explains The muffin top

Can I have a muffin top? Don't I need a muffin?

 

[Subduction Zone]

That was cruel, subzie

Now add a 4th advantage to victimhood

Especially considering his next post.

ironically eating too many muffin told can give one a muffin top.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yep, they'd have lil Audie hanging from a lampost.

At least they wouldn't need a tall one.



You know I just had to go there.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That was cruel, subzie

Now add a 4th advantage to victimhood

Good hiding places among the dead?

Reminder to self. Stop binge watching Netflix.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Especially considering his next post.

ironically eating too many muffin told can give one a muffin top.

There is a correlation there, but it is not something I can expound on in this forum.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

At least they wouldn't need a tall one.



You know I just had to go there.

That might very well end the revolution. All that effort looking for lamp posts of appropriate height.

 

[Revoltingest]

That might very well end the revolution. All that effort looking for lamp posts of appropriate height.

A table lamp might suffice.
(I've heard that her significant other is Stuart Little.)

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I was never fond of the muffin top. But whatever floats your boat:

That is just a few pounds of extra weight that could be easily reduced with a little diet change and exercise. You may have found advantage number 5 though. Weight loss from all the running from the self righteous socialist extremists bent on using violence to effect a change that no one would agree to using reasonable arguments.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

A table lamp might suffice.
(I've heard that her significant other is Stuart Little.)

You have me there. She has mentioned she is tall-challenged. Just not how much.

I am small-challenged, so they will need a team and a strong lamp post.

 

[Audie]

At least they wouldn't need a tall one.



You know I just had to go there.

A mailbox would do.

 

[Audie]

You have me there. She has mentioned she is tall-challenged. Just not how much.

I am small-challenged, so they will need a team and a strong lamp post.

4 ft 11" and maybe a few eighths? Sounds like more in
centimetres.

 

[Audie]

Victims have

Good hiding places among the dead?

Reminder to self. Stop binge watching Netflix.

No good. Real ones required.

Or a disadvantage if you cant think of any

 

[Dan From Smithville]

4 ft 11" and maybe a few eighths? Sounds like more in
centimetres.

149.86 cm does sound taller.

So it does exist in small packages after all.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Victims have



No good. Real ones required.

Or a disadvantage if you cant think of any

Your major advantage is attached to your neck. Self righteous zealots acting on emotion have less of a tendency to think. That could be turned into an advantage.