There is a difference between philosophy and wit, you are being witty and thats wonderful however it does not follow a logical premise and it does tend to repeat itself. If I don't have free will than your god is the most evil being in the universe because I am damned to hell for not believing in him however I have no choice but to not believe in him because he is making me not believe in him because I have no free will. Do you see how ridicules this is?
What makes you think that free will would magically cause you to accept God?