Oh My God! If I had known!
I would have writ a Birthday poem!
To celebrate this special day,
But since I didn't, I'll just say;
For all your kindness, warmth and wisdom,
And every squishy hug you've given,
And all you bring into the forums,
(plus helping to maintain decorum),
I know I speak for everyone,
In saying, thanks for all you've done,
And may we all be friends forever,
And so then,
!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!!!!!
Maybe I can ask to be reassigned as an admin so I could have unlimited frubal power again..........
*stops pondering*
Well, that crazy thought came and went fast. I'd have to once again spend my days wasting my time here picking up the hot chicks, sexually harassing all the female mods, bribing Nick to do all my work for me, tying up and whipping all the male mods in the back room - except my brother, that would be weird, so I just make fun of him until he cries- and drinking half the beer (the other half I take to Blayze).
That took a lot of work. Whew! How could I focus on my latest projects in my business when I was hungover from the Friday Night Staff Orgies?