My Imaginary Friend....

[J Bryson]

all the imaginary world must be ruled by imaginary-llah's will, and submit to imaginary-ria, anyone who does not will be seen as imaginary-fidels and imaginary-had will be waged on your imaginary face

Bring imaginary on!

 

[JMorris]

Well, I can see that you aren't ready to have a serious conversation about imaginary proofs! Get back to me when you know what imaginary things you're talking about!

the imaginary proofs that prove that imagination is my imagineer's and we will build a big wall, so your imaginary friend cant see over, and then we'll dump imaginary eggs on his head, and call him an imaginary buger eater

 

[Comet]

Let me break it down for you all:

The Great Prophet Mr Rogers has said, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

All our imaginary prophets speak of neighborly love, but if you would hold true to Mr Roger's words; I would move in next door and visit you once a week with my imaginary friend's words of wisdom! If only you'd let us in!

As for imaginary proofs (I'll quote from my imaginary book):

By simple math and logic; if A=B and B=C, so K does not have to = Z!

Prove that wrong! I dare you!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

The Starship Enterprise could so win against a Star Destroyer.

 

[JMorris]

Let me break it down for you all:

The Great Prophet Mr Rogers has said, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

All our imaginary prophets speak of neighborly love, but if you would hold true to Mr Roger's words; I would move in next door and visit you once a week with my imaginary friend's words of wisdom! If only you'd let us in!

As for imaginary proofs (I'll quote from my imaginary book):

By simple math and logic; if A=B and B=C, so K does not have to = Z!

Prove that wrong! I dare you!

your just an imaginary infidel, and imaginary zionist the imaginary world must be ruled by the one imaginary religion, imgainary you just plans on, your imaginary wrong becuase you dont believe my imaginary religion, thats all the imaginary proof i need imaginary rogers is not our holiest of imaginary profits

 

[J Bryson]

the imaginary proofs that prove that imagination is my imagineer's and we will build a big wall, so your imaginary friend cant see over, and then we'll dump imaginary eggs on his head, and call him an imaginary buger eater

Just like you to try to build big walls! My imaginary friend wants us to come together in love and peace! Anyone who refuses will be considered a poopyhead!

 

[Comet]

The Starship Enterprise could so win against a Star Destroyer.

You are SOOOO WRONG it isn't funny.... I may have to start a thread on this matter....

As for the rest, your prophets are imaginary... I have proof from old PBS films that Mr Roger existed!

 

[J Bryson]

Let me break it down for you all:

The Great Prophet Mr Rogers has said, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

All our imaginary prophets speak of neighborly love, but if you would hold true to Mr Roger's words; I would move in next door and visit you once a week with my imaginary friend's words of wisdom! If only you'd let us in!

As for imaginary proofs (I'll quote from my imaginary book):

By simple math and logic; if A=B and B=C, so K does not have to = Z!

Prove that wrong! I dare you!

Your "math" and "logic" can be disproven through this simple parable.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

 

[J Bryson]

your just an imaginary infidel, and imaginary zionist the imaginary world must be ruled by the one imaginary religion, imgainary you just plans on, your imaginary wrong becuase you dont believe my imaginary religion, thats all the imaginary proof i need imaginary rogers is not our holiest of imaginary profits

Your imaginary friend isn't even real! And your imaginary prophet worshipped fake imaginary idols!

 

[J Bryson]

You are SOOOO WRONG it isn't funny.... I may have to start a thread on this matter....

As for the rest, your prophets are imaginary... I have proof from old PBS films that Mr Roger existed!

That's all part of the anti-imaginary secular conspiracy!

 

[JMorris]

imaginary PBS is imaginary zionist propaganda, i will send 5 imaginary women to imaginary blow them selves up at the imaginary pbs headquarters

 

[JMorris]

Your imaginary friend isn't even real! And your imaginary prophet worshipped fake imaginary idols!

your imaginary friend is immoral and worships your imaginary selves

 

[J Bryson]

your imaginary friend is immoral and worships your imaginary selves

The morality of your imaginary friend is entirely culturally based, and represents a break from the one true imaginary friend.

 

[Comet]

Even the aliens (as also proved by PBS via Sesame Street) say to the words of the PROVEN PROPHET MR ROGERS:

"YEP YEP YEP!"

I rest my case! If only I could spread the words of PBS to all in the world, civilize them with Public Television, etc.... for those who don't get the word of my imaginary friend are doomed to a life of mindless cable TV!

 

[J Bryson]

Even the aliens (as also proved by PBS via Sesame Street) say to the words of the PROVEN PROPHET MR ROGERS:

"YEP YEP YEP!"

I rest my case! If only I could spread the words of PBS to all in the world, civilize them with Public Television, etc.... for those who don't get the word of my imaginary friend are doomed to a life of mindless cable TV!

I do not need the cheap stories and vulgar colors of PBS! My imaginary friend lives in my heart!

 

[Comet]

Hearts are to be cut out and offered to my imaginary friend! Just ask our ancestors who believed in imaginary things!

 

[J Bryson]

Hearts are to be cut out and offered to my imaginary friend! Just ask our ancestors who believed in imaginary things!

My imaginary friend has offered a new covenant as proof of his niftiness. Now the only hearts that we cut out are paper ones.

 

[JMorris]

and yet all your imaginary ancestors are dead and gone, perhaps because they didnt worship imaginary god in the rigt and prescribed way, they were imaginary heathens, and thus they burn in the imaginary toaster

 

[blackout]

I am my own Imaginary Friend.

 

[J Bryson]

and yet all your imaginary ancestors are dead and gone, perhaps because they didnt worship imaginary god in the rigt and prescribed way, they were imaginary heathens, and thus they burn in the imaginary toaster

There is no imaginary toaster, only the mushpot to which we are exiled. Get your imaginology straight.