My Imaginary Friend....

[J Bryson]

....can beat up your imaginary friend!

I have a book right here that says so!

Prove me wrong!

 

[Quagmire]

My imaginary friend knows 5 different forms of imaginary martial arts.

 

[Comet]

My imaginary book says there is an imaginary army I should join, thus we can defeat your imaginary friend! Then I'll go the imaginary place of good stuff while you burn in the imaginary bad place! So there....

 

[J Bryson]

But my imaginary friend says that he's the only real imaginary friend. He also says that your books are lies written by human beings who want force me into multiple gay marriages. Therefore, my imaginary friend is good, and all of yours are evil. You'd better accept my imaginary friend into your heart before it's too late.

Also, some people claim to believe in my imaginary friend, but they say that since he's imaginary, he's more of a metaphor. They are not true believers, and I hope that no one is swayed by their false doctrine.

 

[Tristesse]

My imaginary friend has an imaginary friend that can kick your imaginary friends butt.

 

[J Bryson]

My imaginary friend is self-sufficient, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. He doesn't need backup.

 

[JMorris]

my imaginary friend has imaginary "proofs" that his imaginary religion has an imaginary truth

 

[Comet]

My imaginary book speaks of your imaginary friend as having been real once, yet my imaginary prophet is the only true way to the land of make-believe! Your imaginary friend was not the chosen one of my imaginary creator! Thus, you are doomed to a life of imagination while I am promised the riches of make-believe!

 

[J Bryson]

my imaginary friend has imaginary "proofs" that his imaginary religion has an imaginary truth

Your imaginary "proofs" which were decided by a bunch of people a long time ago were disproven by new imaginary proofs which my people came up with a few years later!

 

[JMorris]

my imaginary friend was the last profit of his imaginary god, and if you dont shut up and submit, he will explode his imaginary bomb all over your imaginary face

 

[J Bryson]

My imaginary book speaks of your imaginary friend as having been real once, yet my imaginary prophet is the only true way to the land of make-believe! Your imaginary friend was not the chosen one of my imaginary creator! Thus, you are doomed to a life of imagination while I am promised the riches of make-believe!

I am the one going to the land of make-believe! You are fated to a life of imagination if you are fortunate (and unless you repent!). It seems more likely, however, that you will end up in the mushpot till the end of time...or the end of recess....

 

[Tristesse]

Your imaginary "proofs" which were decided by a bunch of people a long time ago were disproven by new imaginary proofs which my people came up with a few years later!

I think there are some new imaginary "proofs" that are going to be revealed a an even newer book, so, your both wrong. Aw man this is fun.

 

[JMorris]

Your imaginary "proofs" which were decided by a bunch of people a long time ago were disproven by new imaginary proofs which my people came up with a few years later!

your imaginary "proofs" are imaginary propaganda, you must show me real:sarcastic imaginary proofs to prove my imaginary book wrong

 

[Comet]

My imaginary friend is the newest of all imaginary friends, and therefore the best!

 

[J Bryson]

my imaginary friend was the last profit of his imaginary god, and if you dont shut up and submit, he will explode his imaginary bomb all over your imaginary face

Your imaginary friend was a false prophet! My imaginary friend is the real friend!

It's written down right here:


Bryson 1:1

Hey, Jeffrey, your imaginary friend is real. Anyone else's imaginary friend isn't real.

 

[Tristesse]

Your imaginary friend was a false prophet! My imaginary friend is the real friend!

It's written down right here:


Bryson 1:1

Hey, Jeffrey, your imaginary friend is real. Anyone else's imaginary friend isn't real.

aw yes, such wisdom, tis a good book you have.

 

[J Bryson]

I think there are some new imaginary "proofs" that are going to be revealed a an even newer book, so, your both wrong. Aw man this is fun.

There can be no new imaginary "proofs"! The last imaginary proof proved that any further imaginary proofs are false!

 

[JMorris]

I am the one going to the land of make-believe! You are fated to a life of imagination if you are fortunate (and unless you repent!). It seems more likely, however, that you will end up in the mushpot till the end of time...or the end of recess....

all the imaginary world must be ruled by imaginary-llah's will, and submit to imaginary-ria, anyone who does not will be seen as imaginary-fidels and imaginary-had will be waged on your imaginary face

 

[J Bryson]

your imaginary "proofs" are imaginary propaganda, you must show me real:sarcastic imaginary proofs to prove my imaginary book wrong

Well, I can see that you aren't ready to have a serious conversation about imaginary proofs! Get back to me when you know what imaginary things you're talking about!

 

[J Bryson]

My imaginary friend is the newest of all imaginary friends, and therefore the best!

You have no respect for the long tradition of my imaginary friend. Your imaginary friend is a bunch of new-agey imaginary claptrap spewed from this decadent postmodern anti-imaginary subculture!