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Major Tornado Outbreak Expected in the Midwest Tomorrow

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hubert Farnsworth, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. Hubert Farnsworth

    Hubert Farnsworth Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps this has been flying under the radar due to the coronavirus panic.

    A major tornado outbreak is expected in the Midwest tomorrow, especially Illinois, a location not accustomed to seeing tornadoes this early in the season. Also of note is that Illinois is under a "shelter in place" law.

    Warning: If you live in a mobile home in the Midwest, the tornado threat tomorrow is potentially far higher than that of any virus. DO NOT SHELTER IN PLACE IN A MOBILE HOME OR TRAILER IF A TORNADO IS FORECAST FOR YOUR AREA!!!

    Severe weather to slam U.S. midsection, tornadoes possible

     
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  2. Mestemia

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    to day a heard a phrase I wold have thought I would ever hear: Scattered Tornados.
    Thrown right in the weather report like it is a common phrase used all the time.

    "severe weather headed our way: Damaging wind, damaging hail, scattered tornados, and heavy rain that may lead to flash flooding."

    I was all like, wait...
    Did he just say scattered tornados?
     
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  3. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Good grief.
     
  4. ideogenous_mover

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    thanks for the heads up.. I will try to fleetly dodge both the tornadoes and virus molecules
     
  5. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man Bompu Zen Man with a little bit of Bushido.

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    Well that confirms it.

    New headline....

    We are not in Kansas anymore.
     
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  6. exchemist

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    I'm sure the local people, and the authorities, will use their common sense about this.
     
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