Major Tornado Outbreak Expected in the Midwest Tomorrow

[Rational Agnostic]

Perhaps this has been flying under the radar due to the coronavirus panic.

A major tornado outbreak is expected in the Midwest tomorrow, especially Illinois, a location not accustomed to seeing tornadoes this early in the season. Also of note is that Illinois is under a "shelter in place" law.

Warning: If you live in a mobile home in the Midwest, the tornado threat tomorrow is potentially far higher than that of any virus. DO NOT SHELTER IN PLACE IN A MOBILE HOME OR TRAILER IF A TORNADO IS FORECAST FOR YOUR AREA!!!

Severe weather to slam U.S. midsection, tornadoes possible

 

[McBell]

to day a heard a phrase I wold have thought I would ever hear: Scattered Tornados.
Thrown right in the weather report like it is a common phrase used all the time.

"severe weather headed our way: Damaging wind, damaging hail, scattered tornados, and heavy rain that may lead to flash flooding."

I was all like, wait...
Did he just say scattered tornados?

 

[sun rise]

Good grief.

 

[amorphous_constellation]

thanks for the heads up.. I will try to fleetly dodge both the tornadoes and virus molecules

 

[Twilight Hue]

to day a heard a phrase I wold have thought I would ever hear: Scattered Tornados.
Thrown right in the weather report like it is a common phrase used all the time.

"severe weather headed our way: Damaging wind, damaging hail, scattered tornados, and heavy rain that may lead to flash flooding."

I was all like, wait...
Did he just say scattered tornados?

Well that confirms it.

New headline....

We are not in Kansas anymore.

 

[exchemist]

Perhaps this has been flying under the radar due to the coronavirus panic.

A major tornado outbreak is expected in the Midwest tomorrow, especially Illinois, a location not accustomed to seeing tornadoes this early in the season. Also of note is that Illinois is under a "shelter in place" law.

Warning: If you live in a mobile home in the Midwest, the tornado threat tomorrow is potentially far higher than that of any virus. DO NOT SHELTER IN PLACE IN A MOBILE HOME OR TRAILER IF A TORNADO IS FORECAST FOR YOUR AREA!!!

Severe weather to slam U.S. midsection, tornadoes possible

I'm sure the local people, and the authorities, will use their common sense about this.