Legalize my new religion

[BSL]

Alister Crowley has already done that.

Aleister was a prophet not god

 

[BSL]

How is this a new religion? "Do what you want" is as old as Anton La Vey--and Genesis.

Labels religion is atheistic.
And what version of genesis are you talking about

 

[BSL]

New? Lol it's called hedonism or the Libertine movement which was like the 1700s.
That's as old as time itself.

And I wanna be their god

 

[BSL]

Don't let female objectifiers join or my wish and pleasure are totaled.

If you so wish

 

[BSL]

Nope.

Seems you know your satanists

 

[BSL]

Sorry pal but Pan has outdone you of the God of Pleasure part.
Also many religions do include the "do as you please" philosophy in their tenets.

Pans a rustic god. I wanna be an urban universal god too.
What religions are those

 

[BSL]

What if what pleases me is to make that religion illegal?

Ciao

- viole

Would you still join my religion?

 

[BSL]

Will there be snacks?

Snacks. . And remotes too

 

[BSL]

Great..I'm in...I will only be happy if I am a legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator...so once I achieve that goal I can then crush your religion...since that to will make me happy

Total world control for you. . Including the religion

 

[Onyx]

 

[BSL]

Did you intend to post this in the jokes section?

Nopes.. I tried to be dead serious

 

[YmirGF]

I would like you to join too

I don't do religion. Thanks anyways.

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't do religion. Thanks anyways.

Then you should join and follow me because once I achive my goal of legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator...I will crush all religions...but be warned I also have planed a bout of paranoia so I will be getting rid of all who follow me at some point....

 

[BSL]

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Wishing this was a piece of cake too. . Not lit?

 

[BSL]

Then you should join and follow me because once I achive my goal of legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator...I will crush all religions...but be warned I also have planed a bout of paranoia so I will be getting rid of all who follow me at some point....

What he said

 

[BSL]

I don't do religion. Thanks anyways.

Wise decision.

 

[BSL]

Then you should join and follow me because once I achive my goal of legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator...I will crush all religions...but be warned I also have planed a bout of paranoia so I will be getting rid of all who follow me at some point....

I guess China needs a dictator too

 

[Wu Wei]

I guess China needs a dictator too

Admittedly I am basing some of this on the Communist take over, or any dynastic change in China for that matter...but China...pfhht...there will be no China...only Wu Wei nothing else

 

[ChristineM]

That religion already exists with the mild exception that instead of making you their god they make themselves their god.

It's called atheism.

God ... Atheism ? What fantasy book have you been reading?

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

That religion already exists with the mild exception that instead of making you their god they make themselves their god.

It's called atheism.

Hilarious. Now try reading over what you've written to see where you went wrong.