Legalize my new religion

[BSL]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

 

[Altfish]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

Don't forget the tax relief.

 

[Thief]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

here in the USA.....you can actually do that
tax exemptions and all

be sure to check the legalities

 

[YmirGF]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

I'm sure Charles Manson and Hitler will be signing on pretty quick. What could go wrong with thinking like this?

 

[DavidFirth]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

That religion already exists with the mild exception that instead of making you their god they make themselves their god.

It's called atheism.

 

[Kemosloby]

Alister Crowley has already done that.

 

[BilliardsBall]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

How is this a new religion? "Do what you want" is as old as Anton La Vey--and Genesis.

 

[SomeRandom]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

New? Lol it's called hedonism or the Libertine movement which was like the 1700s.
That's as old as time itself.

 

[MonkeyFire]

Don't let female objectifiers join or my wish and pleasure are totaled.

 

[Onyx]

Alister Crowley has already done that.

How is this a new religion? "Do what you want" is as old as Anton La Vey--and Genesis.

Nope.

 

[SabahTheLoner]

Sorry pal but Pan has outdone you of the God of Pleasure part.
Also many religions do include the "do as you please" philosophy in their tenets.

 

[viole]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

What if what pleases me is to make that religion illegal?

Ciao

- viole

 

[BSM1]

Will there be snacks?

 

[Wu Wei]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

Great..I'm in...I will only be happy if I am a legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator...so once I achieve that goal I can then crush your religion...since that to will make me happy

 

[leibowde84]

That religion already exists with the mild exception that instead of making you their god they make themselves their god.

It's called atheism.

You obviously don't know what atheism is.

 

[BSL]

Don't forget the tax relief.

Tax relief for everybody joining the religion

 

[BSL]

here in the USA.....you can actually do that
tax exemptions and all

be sure to check the legalities

I know. . I want somebody stateside to legalize and make the religion worldwide

 

[Quintessence]

Did you intend to post this in the jokes section?

 

[BSL]

I'm sure Charles Manson and Hitler will be signing on pretty quick. What could go wrong with thinking like this?

I would like you to join too

 

[BSL]

That religion already exists with the mild exception that instead of making you their god they make themselves their god.

It's called atheism.

I thought atheism was no gods