Inexorable Consequences

[Revoltingest]

If they end up in one of those roadside motels like in the movies & have to
share a queen size bed, then they will argue which one gets to be the queen.

 

[4consideration]

If they argue which one gets to be the queen, strong words will fly, and there will be much scratching and hair pulling.

 

[Revoltingest]

If strong words fly, and there's much scratching and hair pulling,
then passers by will yell, "Cat fight! Cat fight!".

 

[Vinayaka]

If passers-by yell "Cat Fight! Cat Fight!" the customers of two local roadside bars will spill onto the streets to observe the Cat Pandemonium.

 

[Revoltingest]

If the customers of two local roadside bars spill onto the streets to observe the Cat
Pandemonium, then a street party will ensue, with dancing, music, flashing & mimes.

 

[Viker]

If a street party will ensues, with dancing, music, flashing & mimes then you know the dark angel of the eighth apocalypse has broke open the tenth seal with twenty trumpets.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you find the dark angel of the eighth apocalypse has broken open the tenth seal
with twenty trumpets (hate it when that happens), then Gozer shall soon arrive
with his loyal Crustymucus at His side.

 

[Brickjectivity]

If Gozer shall soon arrive with his loyal Crustymucus at His side, you will stockpile rotten tomatoes and trebuchets with which to defend yourself.

 

[BSM1]

If you stockpile rotten tomatoes and trebuchets with which to defend yourself, you will realize that the other side has escalated to pumpkins and catapults.

 

[Vinayaka]

If you realize that the other side has escalated to pumpkins and catapults, you'll find those special pumpkin interceptor exploders you've created for this very purpose.

 

[4consideration]

If you find those special pumpkin interceptor exploders you've created for this very purpose, you will set to work exploding those pumpkins and collect the pumpkin meat for making pies for the victory celebration.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you set to work exploding those pumpkins and collect the
pumpkin meat for making pies for the victory celebration,
then you will.......mmmMMMmmmMMMmmm....pies!

 

[BSM1]

If you set to work exploding those pumpkins and collecting the pumpkin meat for making pies for the victory celebration, there are some who will think you're out of your gourd.

 

[4consideration]

If you.......mmmMMMmmmMMMmmm....pies and there are some who think you're out of your gourd, you will begin fantasizing about the upcoming pie experience, will lose your concentration and balance, and will slip on the pumpkin meat, sliding into your adversary while yelling "My kingdom for a pie!"

 

[BSM1]

If you begin fantasizing about the upcoming pie experience, lose your concentration and balance, and slip on the pumpkin meat, sliding into your adversary while yelling "My kingdom for a pie!", your adversary will mistakenly think you are saying "My kingdom for Pi!" which will initiate a discussion of advance math concepts that will deteriorate into a mildly heated disagreement of string theory.

 

[4consideration]

If they mistakenly think you are saying "My kingdom for Pi!" which initiates a discussion of advance math concepts that deteriorates into a mildly heated disagreement of string theory, someone will get the idea that the best way to discuss string theory is be starting a thread about it on RF.