Inexorable Consequences

[Revoltingest]

If you buy a computer, you will seek out porn.
if you seek out porn, you will spend too much time at the computer.
If you spend too much time at the computer, then you will forget to feed the dog.

Continue!

 

[BSM1]

If you forget to feed the dog you'll have to hide the carcass.
If you hide the carcass your wife will ask embarrassing questions.
If your wife asks embarrassing questions you'll get a divorce.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you get a divorce, you will start dating.
If you start dating, you will get botox.

 

[Wirey]

If you get botox, you'll become desperate for more.
If you become desperate for more, you'll get liposuction.
If you get liposuction, you'll have a post-op infection.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you get a post-op infection, you will meet a cute nurse.
If you meet a cute nurse, you will take her out on a date.

 

[Wirey]

If you get a post-op infection, you will meet a cute nurse.
If you meet a cute nurse, you will take her out on a date.

If you take her out on a date, you'll sleep with her.
If you sleep with her, you'll get a different post-op infection.

 

[4consideration]

If you get a different post-op infection you will take medication.
If you take medication, you will go to the pharmacy.

 

[9Westy9]

If you get a different post-op infection you will take medication.
If you take medication, you will go to the pharmacy.

If you go to the pharmacy then you'll get drugs
If you get drugs then you'll take drugs
If you take drugs then you'll get arrested

edit: Finally I managed to make a post before someone beat me to it

 

[BSM1]

If you get arrested you'll go to jail.
If you go to jail you'll date a whole new kind of "nurse".

 

[Iti oj]

If you take her out on a date, you'll sleep with her.
If you sleep with her, you'll get a different post-op infection.

Hahah can't beat this

 

[Revoltingest]

If you date a whole new kind of "nurse", you'll be open to other new things.
If you're open to other new things, you will take up the accordion.

 

[9Westy9]

If you date a whole new kind of "nurse", you'll be open to other new things.
If you're open to other new things, you will take up the accordion.

If you take up the accordion then you'll star on America's got talent
If you star on America's got talent then you'll be on all the reality TV shows for about 6 months before everyone forgets about you again

 

[Wirey]

If you date a whole new kind of "nurse", you'll be open to other new things.
If you're open to other new things, you will take up the accordion.

I you take up the accordian, you'll start wearing lederhosen.
If you start wearing lederhosen, French people will throw rocks at you.

 

[Revoltingest]

If French people throw rocks at you, then you will throw dynamite at them.
If you throw dynamite at them, they will light it & throw it back..

 

[9Westy9]

If French people throw rocks at you, then you will throw dynamite at them.
If you throw dynamite at them, they will light it & throw it back..

If they light it & throw it back then you'll die
If you die then you'll be resurrected by some evil necromancer and be forced to do his house chores

 

[Revoltingest]

If you're resurrected by some evil necromancer and forced to do his house chores, you will become dissatisfied with work.
If you're dissatisfied with work, you will join a union.

 

[4consideration]

If you join a union, you will bury someone under your driveway.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you bury someone under your driveway, the neighborhood dogs will try to dig him up.

 

[4consideration]

If the neighborhood dogs try to dig him up, they will make huge holes in the yard.

 

[9Westy9]

If the neighborhood dogs try to dig him up, they will make huge holes in the yard.

If they make huge holes in the yard then you don't need to dig a hole for the 20 bodies in the basement