I'm hungry...and dirty

[Quagmire]

The side you do all the thinking with?

That'd be the one.

 

[stvdv]

I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

Get married would solve these it seems (reading some female replies), but create new problems (using common sense)

Usually such problems solve themselves if you wait long enough. Esp. remembering some posts of you telling you don't like germs (if I recall correctly)

I see the problem has been dealt with already, as expected. Now I have to deal with mine too (mine took a bit longer)

 

[Revoltingest]

First world problem?

The only ones that matter.

 

[Martin]

I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.

I'm hungry and need to prepare food.

I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

Help.

Drink some beer and sort it out tomorrow.

 

[Martin]

Cover yourself in chocolate sauce and lick it all off, two birds......one stone'.

Kinky.