If you could have any pet, what would it be?

[Spiderman]

I'd have a chimp:

 

[wizanda]

I'd have Britney Spears!

 

[bobhikes]

I'd have a horse on 100 acres near a mountain and a stream with a dirt road leading to town that has posts to tie up my horse.

 

[Flame]

Albino Burmese Python. Sadly due to restrictive laws you can't take them over state borders and there are no breeders in my state

 

[Asking]

Right now I want a Labrador puppy

 

[Deathbydefault]

A cat... Not a very unique choice, but I like cats, so there

 

[Spiderman]

Albino Burmese Python. Sadly due to restrictive laws you can't take them over state borders and there are no breeders in my state

I used to have one. It got 14 feet long and we gave it away

 

[MD]

I want 3 dogs one day. 2 big ferocious dogs that would make people pee in their pants, and one small cute one.

I would walk the dogs outside, in an undershirt, with fake tatoos, after the gym so the pump is strong.

But at night we'd all sleep in one room, the big ones on the floor and the small one on the bed at my feet.

 

[Flame]

I used to have one. It got 14 feet long and we gave it away

When I was growing up on the east coast my dad had one but sadly it died of health issues (tumor in its stomach) One of the most gentle snakes I've had the pleasure of getting to know.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

If I could have any pet at all I'd have a Smilodon populator.

"Gwarpati a Wenja sakwa"

 

[psychoslice]

One of those big beautiful Macaw parrots, I already have an Indian ring neck which can talk under water.

 

[roger1440]

I had a pet rock once but it rolled away.

 

[SearchingForGod]

I'd have a hamster or a wolf-like husky. Labradors are super cute too <3

 

[Daemon Sophic]

 

[VioletVortex]

I think it would have to be a wolf.

 

[Guy Threepwood]

Right now I want a Labrador puppy

Can't go wrong with that! what color?

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I'd have Britney Spears!

To be honest, that's really not that funny. She's struggled with mental health issues. She's been through enough.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I'd be happy enough just having my Golden Retriever, Felix, back.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Copying shamelessly from @A Greased Scotsman
I would have a microraptor Gui. A dinosaur with more feathers than an a modern bird, and one of the few theropod dinosaurs we know the color of.

 

[Misunderstood]

I had a pet rock once but it rolled away.

I had one too, but it was stoned all the time and never did anything.