Post your sexual resume in this thread! Make it funny or stick with the facts -- whatever you wish! Post as many resumes as you want. Even post resumes of people on RF other than yourself (With their prior permission, of course) Nothing too explicit, please.
Use any format you want, but here's a suggested one:
RESUME OF [NAME] (Pick a name for yourself.)
Example: Resume of Luis "Looser" Hammertoe
JOB OBJECTIVE (What you're looking for)
Example: Middle-Age man seeks a variety of part-time but exciting positions with middle-age woman in order to achieve professional growth of a much cherished part of his anatomy.
QUALIFICATIONS: (Valuable traits, skills, aptitudes, qualities, and features that you will bring with you to the "job")
Example: Exceptionally compassionate tongue, fit appearance, and rotary hips.
WORK HISTORY (organized into two parts: job title or brief job description followed by what you accomplished while working that "job")
Example: Lady Horseweed's Lover: Induced multiple orgasms in partner while simultaneously fixing plumbing and performing other odd household jobs.
EDUCATION: (Schools and institutes attended, degrees and certificates earned)
Example: Graduate degree from Fuernbach's Prussian Academy for Wayward Young Men.
REFERENCES: (People your prospective lover can call to check you out)
Example: John Horseweed (cuckolded husband)
Use any format you want, but here's a suggested one:
RESUME OF [NAME] (Pick a name for yourself.)
Example: Resume of Luis "Looser" Hammertoe
JOB OBJECTIVE (What you're looking for)
Example: Middle-Age man seeks a variety of part-time but exciting positions with middle-age woman in order to achieve professional growth of a much cherished part of his anatomy.
QUALIFICATIONS: (Valuable traits, skills, aptitudes, qualities, and features that you will bring with you to the "job")
Example: Exceptionally compassionate tongue, fit appearance, and rotary hips.
WORK HISTORY (organized into two parts: job title or brief job description followed by what you accomplished while working that "job")
Example: Lady Horseweed's Lover: Induced multiple orgasms in partner while simultaneously fixing plumbing and performing other odd household jobs.
EDUCATION: (Schools and institutes attended, degrees and certificates earned)
Example: Graduate degree from Fuernbach's Prussian Academy for Wayward Young Men.
REFERENCES: (People your prospective lover can call to check you out)
Example: John Horseweed (cuckolded husband)
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