Headlines Which Sound Like Wu Wei

[Wu Wei]

Spoiler: Scary Wu Wei

Spoiler: Scary Mrs. Wu Wei

Well the first one is correct, but the second one is wrong, Mrs Wu is a Chinese human

 

[Wu Wei]

I recommend you also cancel any plans to go to
China.

I wear a disguise when I'm in China

 

[Audie]

I wear a disguise when I'm in China

Smart move.

As for me, I stay out of bear country.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Smart move.

As for me, I stay out of bear country.

Good idea, but if you do go to bear region wear some bells. It helps us to identify which bear has eaten you.

 

[Audie]

Good idea, but if you do go to bear region wear some bells. It helps us to identify which bear has eaten you.

Oh dear, a person my size might get carried off
by an eagle or a coyote. What do you recommend
for that?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh dear, a person my size might get carried off
by an eagle or a coyote. What do you recommend
for that?

Bald Eagle: They hate it when you tell them they are bald and will open their mouths to argue.

Coyote: First get them angry enough to follow you across a busy street. If they aren't run over by a car you keep doing that until a car gets them. That's what I do.

 

[Audie]

Bald Eagle: They hate it when you tell them they are bald and will open their mouths to argue.

Coyote: First get them angry enough to follow you across a busy street. If they aren't run over by a car you keep doing that until a car gets them. That's what I do.

Good ideas. But what about giant tsetse flies?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Spoiler: url for the comic

from: http://jakelikesonions.com/image/166538472359

 

[Howard Is]

Citizens assert freedom to arm bears

 

[Howard Is]

Loggers assault Smokey the bear and his “tree hugging” friends.

 

[Wu Wei]

Citizens assert freedom to arm bears

 

[atanu]

Revoltingest becomes a bear.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well the first one is correct, but the second one is wrong, Mrs Wu is a Chinese human

I think she's very hairy for a human and look at those ears and that drool. You have good taste.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well the first one is correct, but the second one is wrong, Mrs Wu is a Chinese human

Hah!
You looked at a spoiler!

 

[Revoltingest]

Serial pooper forces closure of community pool...

 

[Wu Wei]

Hah!
You looked at a spoiler!

Yes...but it was not one of YOUR spoilers..... I look at the spoilers of others....just not yours you sick and twisted skirt wearing pool pooper. You realize that it is a pool don't you, and not just a really big toilet. Pooping in pools and slamming innocent woodland creatures.... you short be ashamed.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes...but it was not one of YOUR spoilers..... I look at the spoilers of others....just not yours you sick and twisted skirt wearing pool pooper. You realize that it is a pool don't you, and not just a really big toilet.

You're a spoiler looker!

 

[Wu Wei]

You're a spoiler looker!

Yes, at everyone's but yours..... you sicko

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes, at everyone's but yours..... you sicko

I know that you give into temptation, & eventually look.
But I understand your shame & unwillingness to admit it.

Spoiler:

Nothing here.
But I made you look.

 

[Wu Wei]

I know that you give into temptation, & eventually look.
But I understand your shame & unwillingness to admit it.

Spoiler:

Nothing here.

NAH!!! I know better.....sorry if that up sets you...well...actually no I'm not sorry at all