A festivus miracle!
Rand Paul Gets Into The Holiday Spirit With A Festivus Tweetstorm
Rand Paul Gets Into The Holiday Spirit With A Festivus Tweetstorm
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Happy Festivus
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Could it be that Rand Paul is a cgi character? Pixar is really good with that tech and if the Libertarians have hired them then there's no telling. Has anyone actually seen the man in person?
I've got grievances!
Y'all know who you are.
Happy Festivus, everyone.
May your pole be aluminum, & your miracles numerous.
Y'all know who you are.
Happy Festivus, everyone.
May your pole be aluminum, & your miracles numerous.
Ya'll just don't know how disappointing you've been in the past year...I'm even got a grievance against myself for not putting up enough effort to air those grievances the rest of you have caused...
I have grievances regarding your squirrelly grammar!
Great! If'n you're going to bring that up, I'll have to mention your deplorable Public Displays of Affection with Mr. Van...and then you BRAG about it...
I slept with (in, actually) in Mr Van last nite.
(Mrs Rev is away on business....Hawaii.)
Testing of the new bed was a complete success.
Twas a Festivus miracle!
SEE! There you go again! You are soooo disappointing....
Jealousy becomes you not.
It's nice to see this thread reborn, like a Phoenix rising from Arizona:
Serenity now!
I've already done a little Festivus shopping.
I've already done a little Festivus shopping.
May your Festivus pole be surrounded in engines, bacon, and haggis.
Would you like to join me here for the airing of grievances?
I have grievances!
I've been very disappointed in all of you this past year.
Not as disappointed as we all have been with you...
Your level of disappointment has been disappointing.
And furthermore, I haven't seen any feats of strength, last year, the year before, OR this, and I am disappointed that you haven't put on any display...and don't claim that putting up your aluminum pole constitutes a feat of strength, bub...
I'd just like to say that posting this is the only thing you've done this year that hasn't totally disappointed me...
Well that is a real disappointment.