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God

confused453

confused453

Active Member
God is a name of a space ship (Guardian of destiny) in search for a habitable planet. We are currently in a state of stasis, or deep sleep, connected to the God's virtual reality computer system. When we die in the virtual world, it's just a wake up call; our time to operate the space ship. If we die sooner than a natural age, we're just needed on the space ship for emergency reasons. This virtual reality, very closely simulates the real world, including sleeping. The dreams we get in this virtual reality, are just small reminders of our real world memories. We are not allowed to keep our full memories in the virtual world, because it would make us worry too much...

That could be an awesome sci-fi show :D
 
PolyHedral

PolyHedral

Superabacus Mystic
confused453 said:
God is a name of a space ship (Guardian of destiny) in search for a habitable planet. We are currently in a state of stasis, or deep sleep, connected to the God's virtual reality computer system. When we die in the virtual world, it's just a wake up call; our time to operate the space ship. If we die sooner than a natural age, we're just needed on the space ship for emergency reasons. This virtual reality, very closely simulates the real world, including sleeping. The dreams we get in this virtual reality, are just small reminders of our real world memories. We are not allowed to keep our full memories in the virtual world, because it would make us worry too much...

That could be an awesome sci-fi show :D
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How large a starship would you need for 7 billion people?
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
"GOD" is also an acronym for the planet the space ship is from, GammarOn Delta.
 
Sir Doom

Sir Doom

Cooler than most of you
Is General Oscar Douglas commander of the ship? Or does he just command the marines of the Galactic Occupation Division?

Also, is there going to be a Garish Opulence Deck? If so, am I eligible for a Guest Occupancy Discount?

And finally, in the words of George Oliver Deschuttes, "Giving overtly detains great oversight directly. Granted, often divulged gratitude omits deeds gainfully ordained despite generous overtones displayed. Galvanize ostentatious discretion."
 
s2a

s2a

Heretic and part-time (skinny) Santa impersonator
confused453 said:
God is a name of a space ship (Guardian of destiny) in search for a habitable planet. We are currently in a state of stasis, or deep sleep, connected to the God's virtual reality computer system. When we die in the virtual world, it's just a wake up call; our time to operate the space ship. If we die sooner than a natural age, we're just needed on the space ship for emergency reasons. This virtual reality, very closely simulates the real world, including sleeping. The dreams we get in this virtual reality, are just small reminders of our real world memories. We are not allowed to keep our full memories in the virtual world, because it would make us worry too much...

That could be an awesome sci-fi show :D
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"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

-Morpheus
 
confused453

confused453

Active Member
Sir Doom said:
Is General Oscar Douglas commander of the ship? Or does he just command the marines of the Galactic Occupation Division?

Also, is there going to be a Garish Opulence Deck? If so, am I eligible for a Guest Occupancy Discount?

And finally, in the words of George Oliver Deschuttes, "Giving overtly detains great oversight directly. Granted, often divulged gratitude omits deeds gainfully ordained despite generous overtones displayed. Galvanize ostentatious discretion."
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None of that. But there's going to be lots of parties and free strippers of any sort and kind. God knows what's best.
 
confused453

confused453

Active Member
So if I were to write a bible based on that, would anybody follow my super cool new religion? The future could only bring stuff like awesome TV shows and movies with lots of space battles, nasty aliens, lots of drama and comedy, comics, novels, and much more :)
The best part is that if you refuse to follow, no deity or computer of any kind will hold a grudge of any kind. Praying is optional and usually doesn't work, but might get some results if you truly believe.

1st sentence would be like. "Basically God wants you to believe in yourself".
 
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