Give me your FREE advice.

[HonestJoe]

Never follow my advice.

 

[ChristineM]

Parental advisory? lolol

I know the song from the radio. The video is not provided in my country.

Oh, it can be seen as borderline suggestive, perhaps that's why

 

[ChristineM]

A lawyer told me this joke;

A guy receives a bill from his lawyer. Ticking off the various items, and their related hefty charges, he comes across the following entry -

“Spotting you in the street, crossing the road to say hello, then realising it wasn’t you: £250”

We had some building work done. One item on the invoice was only small but it raised a big red flag.

Electricity... £14.25

The builders used our electricity then tried to charge us for it

 

[Link]

If you are going to heed my advice, pick a FIRE Pokemon for first choice. They always the best.

 

[Polymath257]

You excite @Polymath257 too much and it's bad for his polymath.

What'd you say? I was distracted.......er, um, excited....er, um, happy

 

[Revoltingest]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

The spelling is just a pronunciation guess.
Advice once given to me by an experienced engineer from Malaysia...
Pak prak komu or ang bee jee cup ellair!

 

[Geoff-Allen]

Hi Christine

Just opened this thread around 2 am after some incredibly vivid dreams.

Advice?

This is the best I can come up with - sorry it's not humorous - it is hard to be humorous at these hours

"Be kind & gentle & patient with yourself & with everybody else!"

Wishing you all the best and have enjoyed this thread so far ...

 

[Geoff-Allen]

Oh darn it the image won't paste in ... try this page -

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2fuluk/some_real_life_advice/

The image may be up top of page - looks like they have written on a tile!

If you want to see what other sites have this advice -

stay in drugs eat your school - Google Search

You can even get a t-shirt!

 

[Brickjectivity]

If you are going to heed my advice, pick a FIRE Pokemon for first choice. They always the best.

I agree. I played with the earth turtle. When the going got tough I stopped playing, because the turtle kept losing.

I don't remember which enemy it was, but the turtle could not make a dent. I also had a useless fish.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You don't need my advice.

 

[Geoff-Allen]

 

[ChristineM]

The spelling is just a pronunciation guess.
Advice once given to me by an experienced engineer from Malaysia...
Pak prak komu or ang bee jee cup ellair!

I shall remember that sage whatever for ever

 

[Geoff-Allen]

 

[Niblo]

tried that...did not work out so well for me...

Ah yes.......but you are not our Christine

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Ah yes.......but you are not our Christine

Sometimes he does a convincing cosplay though.

 

[Niblo]

Rather like milkshake?

Spoiler: Parental advisory

Christine!!!!!

 

[WalterTrull]

Try to get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.

But not at the same time or you might wet the bed.

NOW you tell me!

 

[ChristineM]

Christine!!!!!

You have no idea of the depth of my playlist... Several i cannot possibly post on a public thread

 

[Viker]

Don't cross the beams and carefully choose your destroyer.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Advice: Don't do gymnastics naked. (This advice works for men too.)