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Funny answering machine voice from NIMH

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Vinayaka, Jan 22, 2021.

  1. Vinayaka

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    That's terrible! :p

    (In the above sentence with emoji am I using sarcasm, dark humor, insensitive humor, compassionate humor or clueless humor or something else?)
     
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  3. danieldemol

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    I personally found it hilarious, if someone got offended I'm on the chopping block for laughing too
     
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  4. Jainarayan

    Jainarayan ॐ नमो भगवते वासुदेवाय
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    I laughed way more than I probably should have.

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  5. Ray Warren

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    " if you have a depessive disorder it doesnt matter what number you press no one will answer you."
    Why can I relate?
     
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    If you have autism, please be aware calling here is not in your routine.
     
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  8. Unveiled Artist

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    If you have language processing issues, prest won or hang-up if you didn't understand the instructions.
     
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    If you are a programmer double click star for the next iteration of this message.
     
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    How could anyone take offence, this perfect answering machine takes into account all possible callers:cool:
    Only a normal person might take offence, because the answering machine forgot to include him
    But IF the normal person would take offence THEN one of the options would apply to him
    So, again this is the perfect answering machine
     
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    "If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.... you'll just mess it up.

    If you're menopausal, put the gun down, dab some cool water on your face, go to bed and cry. You won't be crazy forever."
     
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  12. Estro Felino

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    Me: I am already in love with that voice...:heart:

    Machine voice: if you are a nympho, press 0
    :oops::p
     
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    If you have difficulty speaking when upset why are you on the phone?
     
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    From the accent, this is the Irish mental health helpline.

    I think that's the real underlying joke. :D
     
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    Presumably a normal person wouldn't be calling the National Institute for Mental Health.
     
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  16. ChristineM

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    Hey, not nice...

    But im coming to get you while i can
     
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    No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person:D
     
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