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Funny answering machine voice from NIMH

Jainarayan

ॐ नमो भगवते वासुदेवाय
Staff member
Premium Member
I laughed way more than I probably should have.

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VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
" if you have a depessive disorder it doesnt matter what number you press no one will answer you."
Why can I relate?
 

stvdv

Veteran Member: I Share (not Debate) my POV
I hope nobody takes offence, but I found this too funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/sqyiYd4iCYY

edited ... fixed
How could anyone take offence, this perfect answering machine takes into account all possible callers:cool:
Only a normal person might take offence, because the answering machine forgot to include him
But IF the normal person would take offence THEN one of the options would apply to him
So, again this is the perfect answering machine
 

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
"If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.... you'll just mess it up.

If you're menopausal, put the gun down, dab some cool water on your face, go to bed and cry. You won't be crazy forever."
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Me: I am already in love with that voice...:heart:

Machine voice: if you are a nympho, press 0
:oops::p
 
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Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
How could anyone take offence, this perfect answering machine takes into account all possible callers:cool:
Only a normal person might take offence, because the answering machine forgot to include him
But IF the normal person would take offence THEN one of the options would apply to him
So, again this is the perfect answering machine
Presumably a normal person wouldn't be calling the National Institute for Mental Health.
 
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