Favorite expressions

[dawny0826]

I'm embarassed to say that I use awesome and that rocks all the time, even when teaching. I have a co-workier that's having a wall decal made for me that says "Volunteers rock!"

it's corny. But it works with the craziness of my office.

 

[YmirGF]

"You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment."

"Never underestimate the stupidity of the average consumer."

"They all have the crumbs, but their loaves have long since turned to dust." (about religion, in general)

"If you see a politician's lips moving, he or she is lying to you."

"The awesome Dawn, rocks, so very hard."

 

[Perry456]

I think my most used expression would be "to each his own". I try to use it as a polite way to end talk about other people. Sometimes I catch myself judging others for who knows what, and then I realize, "to each his own". It is rather fitting for most situations like that.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon!
Piffle!
Criminy!
Pish posh!
Au contraire!
Geez Louise!
Barsh! Flimshaw!

Hmmm....they're all loud.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I use mostly exclamations as well -

"YAY!"

"Niiiiice!"

"WHOOT! High five...." (The high five has to be said like Borat)

I also use inflammatory "bite me" language like -

"You can suck it."

"Kiss my ***"

But my personal favorite has to be -

"Assume the position!" :devil:

 

[England my lionheart]

My favourie is "thats the Dogs Bollocks" when something is good and "What a load of Bollocks" if somethings unbelievable

 

[Erebus]

My most commonly used expressions will need some censoring to be honest:

"For ***** sake!"

"**** you!"

"**** off!"

"**** me!"

"Oh ****"

and finally... "****"


yeah I know, I use the word "spoon" far too often.

 

[Revoltingest]

My favourie is "thats the Dogs Bollocks" when something is good and "What a load of Bollocks" if somethings unbelievable

That reminds me....."That blows goats.".

 

[tumbleweed41]

'Well ****** fire and save the matches!"

 

[Rakhel]

But my personal favorite has to be -

"Assume the position!" :devil:

LOL I love it. In fact, I think my lawyer said that exact same thing to my landlord today when she told him to bend over.

 

[Rakhel]

'Well ****** fire and save the matches!"

Sounds like something I said before. "***** a duck that sh*ts fire!!"

 

[Engyo]

When strange decisions are taken at work, and we come up with what a reasonable solution would have been, my comment is "They would never do that, that would be way too much like right!"

 

[Rakhel]

Kinda of like "That would be too easy"

 

[Quagmire]

Depending on the situation my favorite and least favorite saying is "I told you so".

 

[Gaura Priya]

"Take it like a man!"

Tell that to a gay man and he'll definitely volunteer... >___>