OK - something a little off happened today.
During the day I take care of my 8 month old twins. I keep all of the doors in the house closed - including the one to their nursery - because they are just learning how to crawl.
Well, they are burning through diapers like crazy and I'm in and out of the nursery all day long changing them. So at about two hours ago I tried to open the nursery door and it wouldn't budge. It doesn't have a lock. I had just changed one of the kids, closed the door behind me, and went to get the other. When I got back I couldn't open the door.
I went outside to see if I could see anything from the window - and I could... The blinds and curtains had been ripped down and at first the room looked completely empty.
All of the furniture in the nursery are upended and pushed against the door - like a barricade. The window is locked from the inside. No one could have gotten in and out so quickly, and the window itself is a double paned weather window. And it happened in less than 45 seconds or so - and silently. I was no more than 10 feet away from the door.
Anyway, I can't get a good picture of it because the camera won't focus through the glare of the window all the way across the room to the door.
I have a buddy coming over tonight to help me remove the window from the outside and re-arrange everything. I will post pictures of it once I get inside.
In the mean time I had to go to the store and buy more diapers, formula, and all the other little goodies that are stuck in the nursery. I can't even crack the door open -- there are two baby beds, two dressers, a changing table, and a bookcase all made of solid wood wedged against the door.
As I type there is a rancid stench that is filling up the house. I've arranged to take the kids over to a friend's house for the night.