I found this list of "Dumb laws" world wide on:-http://www.morticom.com/truestoriesstupiditlaws.htm
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In Eureka, Nevada, USA, it is still illegal for men with moustaches to kiss women.
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In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.
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In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
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In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.
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In Zion, Illinois, USA, it is still illegal to offer cigars to your pets.
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In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.
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In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while they are in bed with their wives.
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In Maryland, USA, it is still illegal for radio stations to play Randy Newman's song 'Short people'.
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In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.
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In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24 hours oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.
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In Washington, USA, it is still an offence to pretend that you have rich parents.
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In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, it is still an offence to take a lion into a cinema.
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In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still an offence for a woman to have sexual intercourse with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanour and have her name printed in the local paper.
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In Oxford, Ohio, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.
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In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
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In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police are also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women being seen from the outside.
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In the USA impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.
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In Illinois, USA, it is against the law to give a lighted cigar to a pet.
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In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes.
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In International Falls, Minnesota, USA, it is against the law for a dog to chase a cat up a telegraph pole and dog owners can be fined for this.
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In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry and ice cream cone in your pocket.
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In Louisiana, USA, if you bite someone with your own teeth it is classed as 'Simple assault' but if you bite someone with your dentures it is classed as 'aggravated assault.'
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In Massachusetts, USA, it is illegal for mourners to eat no more than three sandwiches at a wake.
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In Chico, California, USA, the law says that anybody who detonates a nuclear device within the city limits is liable to a fine of $500.
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In Lebanon any man may legally have sex with any animal just as long as it is a female.
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In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his wife is having an orgasm.
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In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.
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In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
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In Bahrain it is illegal for a doctor to look directly at a woman's genitals while he is examining her although he is permitted to see their reflection in a mirror.
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In Ames, Iowa, USA, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
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In Hastings, Nebraska, USA, the law says that hotel owners have to provide a clean white cotton nightshirt for each guest. Also no couples are allowed to have sex in the hotel unless they are wearing these nightshirts.
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In Willowdale, Oregon, USA, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
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In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is execution by decapitation.
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In Kingsville, Texas, USA, it is against the law for pigs to have sex on airport property.
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In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.
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During World War I anyone found to be a homosexual in the French army was executed.
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Hundreds of years ago in Japan anyone who attempted to leave the country was instantly executed.
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The very first country to abolish capital punishment was Austria in 1787.
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In Wetaskiwin, Alberta, Canada, in 1917, it was illegal to tie a male horse next to a female horse.
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In the USA there is a lawsuit every 30 seconds.
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In San Diego, USA, hypnotism is banned by public schools.
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Although the USA has only 5 percent of the world population it has 70 percent of the worlds lawyers.
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Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.
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In Paraguay duelling is legal just as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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In Milan, Italy, there is still a law that requires citizens to smile at all times or risk a hefty fine. The only exceptions are visiting hospitals and funerals.
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In Switzerland every citizen is required by law to have access to a bomb shelter.
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In Burma it is illegal to get internet access. If a person is found in possession of a modem he can be imprisoned.
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In Bangladesh it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat at school exams. Pupils as young as 15 can be imprisoned for this.
