Does your penis have a name?

[BSM1]

There's a famous song about mine. You may have heard it:

"My bologna has a first name,
It's Oscar....

 

[exchemist]

Mine went from being Elvis to Saint beastly the bishop, after I annointed, ordained and canonized him.

You might want to give your penis a name ....unless you want a stranger making 90% of your decisions for you!

Do you have any ideas for a good name?

One-eyed trouser snake?

 

[Skwim]

Does your penis have a name?

I know what you're up to. First you get its name and next you'll be asking for its telephone number.

Nope, I'm not talking.

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[Spiderman]

There's a famous song about mine. You may have heard it:

"My bologna has a first name,
It's Oscar....

Lol! Did you know today Pope Francis canonized a bishop named Oscar Romero?

 

[Spiderman]

I called mine Mr. Happy.

Frankie or Frankenstein would be good too

 

[Spiderman]

Knob is a good one when when it comes from someone with a British accent!

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Frankie or Frankenstein would be good too

Frankenweenie.

 

[BSM1]

Lol! Did you know today Pope Francis canonized a bishop named Oscar Romero?

Yep, that was my penis...

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

Must be named God because all the women say "Oh God !!!!"

 

[Spiderman]

Must be named God because all the women say "Oh God !!!!"

God gave us those pleasure receptors so that we would say his name.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Might I suggest "Speedy" or "Flash" are not good names from a marketing standpoint?

Very good point. Because they are trademarked Marvel characters, and they're quite the litigious bunch.
The Amazing Shrinko is available, though.

 

[Milton Platt]

Mine went from being Elvis to Saint beastly the bishop, after I annointed, ordained and canonized him.

You might want to give your penis a name ....unless you want a stranger making 90% of your decisions for you!

Do you have any ideas for a good name?

No, but I considered giving it it's own Facebook page......